I was obviously in trouble and got a 2 week suspension when I came back to school I was running all over the school trying to find my snakeskin but couldn't find it, apparently someone in my class grabbed my bloody foreskin and crotched it into a tiny jacket for their pet cockroach. I was outrageous, trying to find out who stole my foreskin. I tried to call the police but the dispatcher would not stop laughing. if anyone sees a cockroach with a light grey jacket on PLEASE take the jacket off and tell me where it is so I can pick it up.

I 16M converted to Judaism last month since all my friends were too, and since we were all uncut we decided to have a group DIY circumcision inside a large stall in the school bathroom, so we grabbed a pair of scissors and we all cut off our foreskin blood is everywhere now so one kid brings out small bandages and we all wrapped them around our manhood. 20 minutes later the bell rings and we all head to class, my class was doing PE and we were doing dancing (We were doing a mauri dance I think) and a girl accidentally hits me while we are dancing and I got a raging boner. the bandage broke and a rush of blood spilled out all over the floor.

💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy ♥♥♥♥💦 so much he can't ♥♥♥ any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️

I just can't stop wanking over this what A really tasty meal because I have enjoyed one myself and if I could have made myself another 2 at least when you can also like me use it for your coffee and like me again use it as a thickener for your gravey and as milk for my Irish coffee and tea creamy it's not to be LEFT on the shelf just put it in the fridge for afters spunk OMELETTES I've got a great recipe using the best special SPUNK on earth because I need to be dripping with spunk from my dripping wet and warm tight milking machine off an omelet making ass SPUNKING OVER EACH OTHER is a wasted special SPUNK condiments make sure that it's not wasted it's always got room in the fridge for afters spunk OMELETTES I've been unable to get enough what's wrong with the world have we run out OFF SPUNK OMELETTES as well as gass

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