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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 33.6 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 Nov, 2020 @ 11:12am

god i wish i could do sexual act of kindness with vanilla. whenever i wake up only thing i dream is catgirl on my room next to me, god i would be finally happy in my life. imagine seeing your waifu next to you, god that would be amazing ngl, fr only thing i dream in vanillas little cat juicy ♥♥♥♥♥ omfg my pp getting harder even now when i type this cuz i think of her. bitchass parents dont know what love is, i would literally sell my kidneys and liver for her to be happy. god i am so horny. every minute i jack off with her in my mind, i ♥♥♥ faster than i can browse nekopara in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i am speed, i load so much ♥♥♥ i could feed up entire africa and brasil, bruv i am so desperate if anybody would insult vanilla i'd pull up my shotgun and shoot his ♥♥♥♥ off so he aint gettin hoes anymore. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i need to load my mind with vanilla $$ nn rekt my penis-kun is dying bcuz its so exhausted but i dont care, i could literally die for her
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Heruri 31 Aug, 2021 @ 9:33am 
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Queshesh 4 May, 2021 @ 7:35am 
u good bro?
Roseru 7 Apr, 2021 @ 9:22am 
This review is main reason why you will never become chad
oy 5 Jan, 2021 @ 5:08pm 
thx i am now not lonely
Marian Knyc 5 Jan, 2021 @ 3:00pm 
I feel you bro