Video games are forever changed by this masterwork. The struggles of Jake Conway as he rocks back and forth like an autistic infant in front of the television as the intro to One by Metallica plays really hammers home the difficulties of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. As Jake empties 18 .44 magnum rounds into the faces of enemies who just stand there and shoot back, you understand how the world's unflinching nature is hostile to those who have served.

All joking aside, it's actually ♥♥♥♥. Don't touch it with a 10 foot pole, and don't dare spend money on this abomination.