🗣 Ohh cuckie! It's ALPHA's 🦁👑 birthday 🎂📅 today. I'm going to be ROCKING 🎸 her world 🌎 later and I KNOW you want to see it 👀 Ask what you can do to watch 📸🪟

oh just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go ahead already

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

-rep got my girl pregnant

I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I like instant ramen in a cup, and I really like the ramen Iruka Sensei got me at the Ichiraku Noodle Shop, but I hate the three minutes you have to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup. My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them, and my future dream is to be the greatest Hokage! Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody. Somebody important!

L maidenless touch grace no runes scarlet rot tarnished leveled dex, maybe if u got rid of that yeye ass helmet youd get some maidens on your spindle