Cullen plays Bad Rats for the first time:
5:54 PM - SexyJesus: HAH
5:54 PM - SexyJesus: Enjoying?
5:55 PM - Cullen: kind of feel like killing myself
5:57 PM - Cullen: this is so
5:57 PM - Cullen: not ok
5:58 PM - Cullen: like what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with this
5:58 PM - Cullen: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything
5:59 PM - Cullen: the cat is like crying
5:59 PM - Cullen: why am i throwing islamic suicide bomber rats at it
5:59 PM - Cullen: is that really revenge
6:00 PM - Cullen: jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god the chainsaw
6:01 PM - Cullen: this
6:01 PM - Cullen: the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat was ball-and-chained to a gasoline puddle
6:01 PM - Cullen: burned to ♥♥♥♥
6:01 PM - SexyJesus: THAT'S MY FETISH
6:02 PM - Cullen: i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blew the cat's brain out
6:02 PM - Cullen: with a shotgun
6:02 PM - Cullen: like the brain was fine. it just fell out
6:03 PM - Cullen: but his face? ♥♥♥♥ THAT THING
6:03 PM - Cullen: IT WAS MEATLOAF.
6:03 PM - Cullen: for a game that's trying to pride itself on how many rats there are
6:03 PM - Cullen: every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trial has the bulldozer rat
6:03 PM - Cullen: and each one uses the bulldozer
6:03 PM - Cullen: also side note
6:03 PM - Cullen: these aren't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rats
6:03 PM - Cullen: they're mice.
6:04 PM - Cullen: their ears and tails are mouse-like
6:03 PM - SexyJesus: Bad Mice sounds weird though.
6:04 PM - Cullen: AND BAD RATS DOESNT
6:04 PM - SexyJesus: NO
6:04 PM - SexyJesus: IT FLOWS SO WELL
6:04 PM - SexyJesus: BAD RRRRRRRAAAAATS
6:08 PM - Cullen: P,FG/
6:08 PM - Cullen: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
6:08 PM - Cullen: THIS LEVEL IS LIKE
6:08 PM - Cullen: ACTUALLY HARD
6:08 PM - Cullen: AND I GOT THE BALL INTO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING
6:08 PM - Cullen: AND THE BALL JUST SAID NO ♥♥♥♥ YOU AND FLEW INTO THE CAMERA
(Cullen Closes Bad Rats)
6:09 PM - Cullen: ♥♥♥♥ this game.