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We gave him our bone club, but more importantly, our trust... and can you guess what he did with it? He broke it, he took it into his hands and crushed it to pieces. No no no wait... he crushed it to POWDER. He tore our hearts into ribbons and threw it into the recycle bin. When we look back at the moment we met him, he asked us to kill him and we complied. But we found him again and he befriended us and we befriended him. That brings us back to when we gave him the bone club, it was a gift not from our inventory but from our hearts.

He left on a dangerous journey and we didn't expect him to make it back to us but he somehow did. We were overjoyed and we walked along the beach with him for some while. Our other friend was murdered by bandits and we were furious, with Skateboard as our companion we marched to battle and finally caught up to the murderers and engaged in brutal combat but the moment axe clashed with axe Skateboard turned the tide of the battle by betraying us; therefore breaking our trust. The moral of the story: He's a treacherous ♥♥♥♥.

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Befriends you and betrays you. But not any kind of betrayal. Literately rips out your beating heart while you plead and remind him of the good times.

STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥