Techno Ted's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2020 @ 9:11am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2020 @ 8:46am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2019 @ 5:24am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2020 @ 5:52am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 10:34am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 8:22am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2020 @ 5:37am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 7:21am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2017 @ 8:03am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 10:33am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 5:15am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 9:12am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 6:02am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2017 @ 6:13am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2017 @ 3:52pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 6:50am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2020 @ 11:49am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2020 @ 11:49am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 10:27am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 8:35am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 5:53am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 10:26am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 10:55am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 8:18am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!