Recent reviews by Count de Autismgnian

It's that time of the year again kids!

A review that my friends equate to a middle-aged jewish man writing a review for a restaurant that he is less than happy about. Very kosher game. Microtransactions, microtransactions, microtransactions and a leveling pace that will have you become an arthritic grandmother by the time you reach BR5. (That's me).

What you get is a free2play squad-based world war 2 shooter. The rest of your squad is controlled by AI to simulate the feeling of large scale battles, so far all I can simulate is a large scale aneurysm.

You will never take this game away from me.

My lord promised me a good plot of fertile land and livestock for leaving a positive review on this here magick machination.

Scratches both that Dungeons & Dragons itch, as well as extraction-type looting games. Incredibly janky combat so far, but it just makes it so much better. Haven't been satisfied playing something as much as I have enjoyed DnD in a while.

For those complaining about PvP or not finding players, please sir, get good.

P.S:
To the rogue that faced me in highroller solo goblin caves. Please for the love of God commit sudoku for your shameful combat display. Running away while stopping to shoot a handcrossbow. Smashing your face in with a falchion was catharsis. You may have had a DEX build against a plate armor, but I had God on my side.

An excellent cRPG with deep and intuitive world-building. From my experience, understanding the core mechanics either requires a PhD or actual autism to understand. So far has not deterred me from enjoying the game, though.

Even at full-price, most enthusiasts of this genre will find their money's worth.

And here I thought that nothing could be better than Starfield :¨)

A representation of my shared student apartment has finally arrived to warhammer.

They killed Ichiban Epstein because his dodoku island was doing too good.

Hey, let me tell you about the rocks and stones.

When two geological formations really love each other. They form rocks and stones.

Son, this is also a cautionary tale. If you will be a bad little mineral, a band of smelly, bearded, loud and most importantly average heighten (5' 11) gentlemen will come and take you away. Why you ask?

Simple, for you to become one with the never-ending cycle of torment, you will be pulverised into powder all in the name of space-capitalism.

All in all 10/10.

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS A BRAIN

Got it as a part of the boomer-shooter humble bundle. Christ almighty is this game amazing. Easily worth full price.

Excellent and varied level-design. Great variety of enemies. Absolutely incredible Lady Dimitrescu appearance.