Happy John F. Smite awareness month!

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the minecraft spider so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go mining I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with the spider. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the spider's tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want it to have my mutant human/spider babies.