Surgeus
United States
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31
Debut Badge Level 20
2,000 XP
 
 
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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Fifty Shades of Gas - Romance Route
Created by - Surgeus
33 ratings
Ukrainian ball in search of gas
When Ukrainian went to work, drank gorilka, ate bacon and turned into a ball, he encounters gas who is brilliant, beautiful and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent ball is startled to realize he wants this gas and, despite its enigmatic reserve, finds he
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Ukrainian ball in search of gas
9.6 Hours played
I used to be able to tell my husband "I love you more than anything" without reservation. How am I supposed to tell him that's not true anymore?

Don't play this game. It'll ruin your life.
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Hatoful Boyfriend
21 Hours played
This game is insidious. You play thinking it's a funny meme game. You get absorbed in. You cry over BIRDS. Your heart gets completely ripped out. What a good game. Then. Then you try to recommend it to people to play. "Isn't that the bird dating game?" And there is nothing you can say to convince them of what you've been through. Is this cosmic horror, having experienced something so awe-inspiring that nobody will ever believe you, so you are left to suffer with the knowledge on your own, with the world thinking you are insane?
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77 hrs on record
last played on 10 Jan
A Hat in Time
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855 hrs on record
last played on 9 Jan
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84 hrs on record
last played on 9 Jan
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Mike Morkleson 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27pm 
Merry Christmas Surg-a Clause! Have some reputation points. rep you can put that on your resume or something
localcryptid519 13 Aug, 2024 @ 8:20am 
get rolled
Mike Morkleson 19 Apr, 2024 @ 6:07pm 
Cave Johnson, here. To show how much I hate the periodic table, I had the lab boys build an actual table out of uranium. Now to blast it into bits by shooting my least favorite nucleon, neutrons, directly at it. I didn't consult the lab boys but I think I know enough smashing tables to take the initiative.
Mike Morkleson 19 Apr, 2024 @ 11:23am 
>have a lead atom
>it has 82 protons in it
>remove 3 protons
>suddenly its gold
>add back a proton
>its mercury now
they expect us to believe this?
Mike Morkleson 16 Apr, 2024 @ 10:10am 
Anyone else with those hours would have gotten good eventually. Just another way I stand out from the crowd 😎
Surgeus 4 Mar, 2024 @ 7:18pm 
UGH Opposing Force, I got Blue Shift confused