𓆚 standardheadache 𓆚
... or "headache" for short!   Louisville, Kentucky, United States
 
 
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Currently replacing bad habits with the worse habit of uploading things to the Workshop.

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Currently In-Game
Warframe
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I've had friends ask me before, "So standardheadache, you've logged quite a few hours in LOTRO, what do you think of it?" I'd ask the same: for an MMO that's been going for nearly 15 years, it's worth finding out whether it's a sunk-cost fallacy for the remaining 100k active players or whether there's still ample opportunity to hop on as a new player and have fun. With the advent of most of the game going F2P, it's worth taking the opportunity to review LOTRO to hopefully convince more people to try out this throwback to the golden age of MMOs.

And what a throwback it is. LOTRO was competing with Burning Crusade when it came out, and its first expansion was pitted against Wrath of the Lich King and Warhammer Online on the market. Much of its gameplay reflects this, and it has been less modernized than WoW. However, it still fits the bill of what used to be called a “WoW clone”: racial traits that matter, class trait specs that change how you play the game, one class per character, and an emphasis on side quests alongside the main story. The leveling experience has been streamlined where the open world is no longer as dangerous as it used to be, but the story remains a solid way to level in the expansions.

How is the story? It's definitely not as monolithic as, say, FFXIV's, but it also doesn't suffer from making you the most important person in the world, either. Your importance peaks at “incredibly helpful stranger”; you aren't a chosen one or capable of more than the average person, you've just built a lot of trust with important people by starting at the bottom with disparate factions. Ultimately, you become a trusted hired hand, capable of doing things an insider can't or won't do. You are still subject to the cold, the shadow, and dread, all of which are mechanically reflected in gameplay.

Gameplay spans a lot. There's the metagaming aspect, where you customize your trait specs to best fit your desired solo and group roles (which may be different), and the actual hotkey-mashing, rotation-completing you know and love from these sorts of titles. Rotations are fairly concise; key abilities are unlocked via the trait tree for each spec, and there aren't many abilities that you actually use in combat. I usually have two hotbars dedicated to in-combat abilities; for my level 130, two and a half. Each class gets utility skills that are rarely used in combat, and therefore can be relegated to a non-hotkeyed hotbar without much issue.

The classes themselves are par for the course for a WoW clone, with some exceptions like Captain and Minstrel. As previously mentioned, all classes are capable of filling multiple roles, and often have a sustained dps role suitable for soloing as well as a more group-oriented role. Main dps classes may have an ability to lose aggro, while even offtanks have ways to pull aggro. It's recommended to pick a race that complements your class; elves, for example, have a trait that increases bow damage, so it's best to have an elf as a hunter rather than a dwarf for group content. However, picking offmeta can open up unique opportunities for open-world content; hobbits aren't the best for group content ever since hope consumables were introduced, but free stealth and playing possum on any class can get you out of sticky situations and save on repair bills if you aren't a VIP (or if you're a lazy VIP like me and don't pick up your bonus in major towns every couple of days when the VIP consumable resets).

As for the community, it's something that hasn't changed much over time. When I started playing as a wee lad, given the lifetime subscription to keep me quiet and out of trouble, I was never bullied for being a child and never had predators make moves on me. My guild's coleaders were married, and many of them were in their twenties to forties. Now, the average player is between 30 and 60, and my current guild's coleaders are also married, and likely in their fifties. World chat has some definite dad energy.

tl;dr: do I think it's worth it? At risk of sounding biased since I've been with it since year one, yeah, I'd say so. At the very least, it's far more free content than most MMOs these days, and the “grind” to get microtransaction currency has been substantially reduced in importance, so you can spend more time actually playing the game. If you find you can't launch the game through Steam, try downloading the missing DirectX files manually. If that doesn't work, you can always try downloading the launcher through the main website; most LOTRO players don't use the Steam version.
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Warframe 10:1 K:D Team Deathmatch Gameplay
Food for Thought
I'M HIM. I'VE BEEN HIM. I WILL CONTINUE TO BE HIM.

I'M REALLY HIM.

CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHO I AM?

THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA, THEY FORGOT THAT I'M HIM!

I'M THE HIM-ULATION. I AM HIM KARDASHIAN. HIM-BUKTU. HIMON AND PUMBA. GOT MY DNA TEST BACK. TURNS OUT I'M 100% HIM-ALAYAN.
-Dracula

Everyone who will ever oppose you in life is a crazy, burly dude with a spoon, and you will never be able to outspoon them. Even the powerful people, they’re just spooning harder and more vigorously than everyone else, like hungry orphan children eating soup. Except the soup is power. I’ll level with you here: I have completely lost track of this analogy. -Kazerad

Truly, we are rich – far richer than we think; rich in what we already possess, richer still in the possibilities of production of our actual mechanical outfit; richest of all in what we might win from our soil, from our manufactures, from our science, from our technical knowledge, were they but applied to bringing about the well-being of all. -Peter Kropotkin

So whoever has knowledge is from above... Those who have knowledge in this way know where they come from and where they are going. They know as one who, having become intoxicated, has turned from his drunkenness and, having come to his senses, has gotten control of himself. -The Gospel of Truth

All courses of action are risky, so prudence is not in avoiding danger (it’s impossible), but calculating risk and acting decisively. Make mistakes of ambition and not mistakes of sloth. Develop the strength to do bold things, not the strength to suffer. -Niccolo Machiavelli

Riots and comedy are but symptoms of the times, profoundly revealing. They betray the psychological tone, the deep uncertainties... and the striving for something better, plus the fear that nothing would come of it all. -Frank Herbert

The human’s brain is preoccupied with the petty temptations of a biological life form. It only thinks about a naked person and a sandwich. Meanwhile, a computer’s brain thinks of nothing but chess all day. -Clickhole

Just as you can never guarantee that the person you like will like you back, you can never guarantee that the person you hate will hate you. -Kaiki Deishu

Better it is to live one day seeing the rise and fall of things than to live as hundred years without ever seeing the rise and fall of things. -Dhammapada

Everyone who uses a computer frequently has had, from time to time, a mad desire to attack the precocious abacus with an axe. -John D. Clark

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else, you are the one who gets burned. -Buddhaghosa

And the heart can’t always feel it / But the head can always dream it / And then stop dreaming, be it: / And I will. -Clarence Clarity

New and improved, I'm saying, "Thank you very much!" Living legend; you can look but don't touch. -Britney Spears

Woe to those who have found relief from their sickness, for they will relapse into sickness. -The Secret Book of James

I embrace the Sun with arms outstretched so that my oblivion will be one of my own choosing. -Strange Scaffold

In every time, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same. -LOTGH

Hold on a second, are you a fucking book? -My coworker, to me

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are. -Erik Satie

Goals are as arms and armor for the spirit! -Dolorous Bear

To believe in an ideal is to be willing to betray it. -Kreia

Don't let five minutes define 24 hours. -Anonymous

My tank is bigger than yours. -Me, in my sleep


Obligatory Quote Bit

6:20 PM - Sojourner : Heists are much harder in real life. Bullets are permament
9:20 PM - Freemint : not if you have jesus

9:33 PM - ✠Ӈeadαcɛ!✠: hey nice elf
9:33 PM - Exit Node : hey thanks
9:33 PM - Exit Node: your elf is pretty cool too
9:34 PM - Exit Node: I mean your elf sucks
9:34 PM - Exit Node: ♥♥♥♥ your elf

10:16 PM - Warhammer : But then, you know, cowboys happened.

6:15 PM - Scrungus : unfathomable teeth

6:56 PM - Vesper : u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is rud e due

[2:35 PM] Z[_Zorbaz]: yeehaw units are kinda arcane, and there is a ton of memorization to it.

10:49 PM - Aleksandros : ♥♥♥♥ you, I'm gonna talk about my spurs now.

[21:17] ClearCelesteSky: some day im gonna play a texan catgirl in a D&D game so I can go "Howdy ny'all~"

[23:59] Kocobassa : he's been obsessed with nuclear reactors for like four hours

🎄 I Sold My Soul to Santa 🎄Last Friday at 10:05 PM
1000 gecs is basically zoomer Trout Mask Replica.

[9:10 PM] DJ Skeletonlord: People are alright. 5/10.

0136 - Joe: NOT THE SOUP

2202 - Sharpypens: [in regards to me] Really transcends the line between based and cringe here lmao

0217 - Kappen : This isn't gay, this is violence.

0123 - cycy : Are you trying to look like the Call of Duty minimap?

0333 - AKA-Mae : And you wonder how I got "painis walk". Turbo bullying?
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MitchieSoren 6 Oct @ 3:57pm 
hi, friend! yeah, please teach me the ways of warframe sometime! i haven't played that much, so i'd love to learn more!
𓆚 standardheadache 𓆚 8 Jul @ 11:50pm 
it's true :Batcat:
[KEBEL] Lancer Dudo 8 Jul @ 10:45am 
bet you don't have these ones :sperm::doge:
Sillyriver44 21 Feb @ 2:03am 
This guys pretty cool person to chat with. rep
sojourner 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am 
Lotro nerd
maus 5 May, 2023 @ 12:54am 
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