Salmon

Own a crossbow for shotcopping, since that's what the rebel cell intended. Four metrocops break into my metabase. "Civil Protection!" As I grab my gasmask and resistance crossbow. Blow a pike sized hole through the first unit, his biosignal docks on the spot. Draw my magnum on the second functionary, miss him entirely because it's roll combat and PK a wandering bluesuit. I have to resort to the lag machine mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with potato launcher caps, ".// tally ho lads" the physics simulation times out two officers, the logs and extra lag set off admin chat. Equip crowbar and charge the last terrified protection team member. He lags out writing a ticket to admins since potato launcher stacks are impossible to delete. Just as the Exodious Founders intended.

i guess ur cool but idrk

:3

jeez