☣ Alex The Mate ☢
Alex The Big Weiner   Chicago, Illinois, United States
Level
119
Years of Service
700 XP
 
 
A man chooses, a simp obeys
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Pyrocynical
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Buck Nasty Surf Maps
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LowLagFrag
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Assassin's Creed Revelations
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Dunald Trump The Demagogue
Online
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Shrub
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I like crack
under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info
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Halo 3: Odst
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Team Fortress 2
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Hours played
406
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Teufort Triggermann
300 XP
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Hunt: Showdown 1896
37 Hours played
Bang bang skeet skeet
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DOOM Eternal
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Hyper Light Drifter
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81 hrs on record
last played on 21 Dec
Baldur's Gate 3
Achievement Progress   23 of 54
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36 hrs on record
last played on 21 Dec
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2
Achievement Progress   29 of 50
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Dunald Trump The Demagogue 13 Aug @ 3:46pm 
rep I still have wet dreams about you
Penguin Mafia 21 Jan @ 5:36pm 
rep although didn't send toe pics that were promised
Penguin Mafia 25 Oct, 2023 @ 12:56am 
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.
Penguin Mafia 4 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15am 
smells
Penguin Mafia 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm 
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Shrub 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08pm 
rep scammed me