Hello graduates of Ohio University in Miami. I bet you guys think I'm gonna talk to you about getting back up after getting knocked down in life. But I'm not. I'm gonna talk to you about hats. Not those square hats like the ones you guys are wearing, which, by the way, I can't believe you're all wearing the same hat. That is tripping me out, man. Does everyone here wear the same hat in Miami? It's like a square hat with a string. I never, ever in my life seen a hat like that. Are you all wearing the same clothes too? Is this some kind of religious school? What the *bleep* is going on here? The hat I want to speak of today are invisible hats. I'm wearing one right now. You see, I used to wear a fighting hat. All my life I had it on. And I was always fighting because of my fighting hat. And so everyone thinks, "Mike Tyson, he's just a fighter." But one day I decided to take that hat off and now I wear my new hat. Can you see it? It's a mystery solving hat. Like the kind Sherlock Holmes wears, but it's invisible. So it doesn't itch, or look like I'm wearing a *bleep* costume. And so now, instead of getting in fights because of my fighting hat, I solve mysteries, because I'm wearing the same kind of hat that Sherlock Holmes wears. My point is that you can wear a hat for a very long time and everyone thinks that that's who you are. But it's just a hat you're wearing, you can take it off. In fact, hats are the easiest items of clothing to take off. You have been students your whole life. It's time to take those hats off. Take 'em off, throw 'em away, because you're not students anymore, you graduated!