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Scott Zorz
 
 
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“Scottz0rz, I like that name. I hope his real name is Scott, because then like 'Scottz0rz' is his Transformer name or something if he decides to go truck."
-Kip, 2013

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This game has everything needed in a successful video game: love, drama, comedy, action...

It truly has transcended our generation's understanding of what makes a video game. This is something more; this is the quintessence of artistry in a digital medium. There are little words to express the absolute majesty of this game, from the cutting edge graphical quality to the intricate character detail with every well-purposed polygon to shape a beautiful beast on the screen.

This video game will no doubt continue on for generations to be remembered as one of the art masterpieces of the 21st century, much like the works of William Shakespeare, Vincent Van Gogh, Michelangelo, Stephanie Meyer, and J. K. Rowling.

Truly the capability to own such a game for the price of $4.99 is a steal, but if you manage to acquire it at its sale price of $0.99, you should be reported for theft for even attempting to get away with such a heinous crime.

Truly, in short, this game is no doubt underappreciated, as it is ahead of its time. Aptly said, this game is like Batman: it's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Perhaps in a world where chauvinist bigotry is not the societal norm, we can all learn to appreciate this game for its truly artistic nature.
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"It's called hentai, and it's art"

This game is a true masterpiece of a video game. It’s truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience to be able to play this kind of game. Much like Secret of the Magic Crystal, another game I both reviewed and conquered, HuniePop is a transcendental work of art that has become manifest as a playable game on Steam for under $10. It’s like the Mona Lisa, but if you could buy the Mona Lisa drinks, receive lewd texts from the Mona Lisa of the Mona Lisa deepthroating a purple sex toy, and then lose your virginity to the Mona Lisa.

Story
The story of HuniePop is a familiar tale. You’re a complete loser average Joe getting drinks by himself at the bar when you’re approached by an attractive brunette dressed in red (that’s important, you should take note of that for later) named Q Queue Kyu talking to you. After fumbling some basic human interactions with a girl, we learn that Kyu was actually drawn not to your looks or social skills but to the emanating aura of patheticness and other smells, looking to for a real fixer-upper. She later visits you in the night in her true form, a pink fairy clad in a bikini, explaining that she’s a love fairy, tasked with the job of getting pathetic idiots laid.

Under the guidance of Kyu, you undergo a great quest to have sex with as many girls as possible. The writing is… interesting. The storytelling is mostly contained with the initial meetings of each of the girls. Beyond each of those initial meetings, you’re essentially just learning more backstory behind each of the girls that you’re seducing and cheating on. You learn the interesting lore through asking questions of the girls (though don’t ask the same question twice, that’s rude) like how much they weigh and how big their rack is. Their answers to these introductory dating questions make this game not only a masterpiece of art and literature, but also truly a self-help training simulator for people looking for dates. You begin to see the archetypes that each of these girls is meant to portray, gaining a better sense of who they are, whether it’s the single mother who goes to the gym but will indulge in sweets, the blonde college cheerleader, the pornstar mom of the college cheerleader, or the cat.

Gameplay
The two major aspects of gameplay are the dialogues and the dates.

Each day, you go out in the morning, afternoon, evening, and night to talk to several different girls. After the first initial meeting of a girl, you can interact with her, gaining “Hunie,” which is essentially experience points for upgrading traits to succeed in the dates portion, by asking and answering her questions. You might ask her about herself, like her occupation, weight, cup size, or birth date, which she will later ask you as a pop quiz to see if you remember. If you don’t like talking to girls and remembering information, then good news! This part is completely optional and unnecessary, there’s even achievements for never talking to the girls beyond your first meetings! Like real life, you can just throw expensive gifts, purchased with “Munie” (more on that later), and alcohol at a girl to succeed. Indeed, later on in the game, it’s almost mandatory to get a girl drunk before a date, since it increases your base Passion meter. This is truly a positive message for the children.

The date aspect with the girl is the infamous match-three puzzles. You ever play Candy Crush? It’s basically like that one version where you only have a limited amount of moves to score points. As another layer of complexity, each girl has different likes and dislikes depending on their personality. Getting a four match of tokens may not be that big of a deal if that girl doesn’t care for that particular token. There’s additional layers of strategy and complexity with “Passion” and “Sentiment” tokens, which act to increase your score multiplier for matches and earn points to use items on the date, respectively. Depending how you do on the date determines how much Munie you earn (I’m not sure how you make money off of a date, I’ve never been on a date, can someone explain in the comments? Thanks), which can be used to buy gifts for the girls to get experience and upgrade your traits.

After four dates with the girls, if you’re taking a girl out at night, she’ll ask to come back to your place, where you play the match-three minigame except with a decaying score meter instead of a limited amount of moves and also the girl makes moaning sounds so your parents yell at you and kick you out of the house for not getting a real job and just playing your “cartoon pedophile games” but it’s okay they just don’t understand the complex layers and nuance to a game like this.

”Visuals”
Nice.

Visuals
The artstyle, as you can tell, is reminiscent of anime. The settings and backdrops are pretty interesting. One thing to note, though it may be fixed unbeknownst to me in one of the official/unofficial patches, is that the game does not support a widescreen resolution. You can adjust the aspect ratio, but that just stretches the game out and looks weird. You should probably play this in a small window anyways, you need to be able to quickly hide your shame if someone walks in.

Audio
You should probably play with headphones on. The voice acting is legitimately worth hearing (though there is a “boops” in lieu of voice overs option if you need to hide your shame), and the cheerful music is pretty good at making me angry for not being able to solve a hentai match-three puzzle game.

Waifus
There’s someone for everyone, I’m sure, though stay away from Kyanna. I’m serious, back off. You can have Beli, her yoga instructor, she’s uhhh… “awesome,” as Kyanna says. Go for whoever you want man, I’m not here to judge. You can go for Momo, if you want. I won’t tell your parents. Just not Kyanna.

Overall
It’s a great purchase. Whether you’re purchasing it for yourself for the artistic value or for a friend so they can also appreciate the artistic value, it’s a great game to buy. It’s a game for everyone of all ages. This game will probably be playable at booths in the Louvre in a few years, once the Mona Lisa has faded enough to be too boring. Do you know how much it costs to enter the Louvre? €9, that’s a lot. Unless you’re visiting after 6pm on a Wednesday or Friday, then it’s only €6. In freedom units, that’s basically a Hot-N-Ready® Smokehouse pizza from Little Caesars, including tax, or a footlong sandwich from Subway before tax, when HuniePop is as cheap as a McPick 2 for $2.50. Plus you don’t have to fly to France to enjoy this work of art. You can enjoy this masterpiece in the comfort of your own home, in a dark room, with the blinds closed and the door locked! Truly inspirational.

To close out the review, I'll echo the sentiment from the beginning by backing it up with a voice of authority. I’ll leave it to the man himself, Stanley Hudson from the Office with his words of wisdom:

"It’s called hentai, and it’s art."
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"Holy crap, you can make your profile obnoxiously long on Steam now" - Scottz0rz, 2020

Scottz0rz: SPLEEN, FINAL ANSWER
-]alw[-Ŧнє Ĉнєƒ |LAB| ٿ : looks like we got another idiot in here.

8:38 PM - Aecusim |LAB|: dueling with you is like pulling a zidane with a metal beam

7:28 PM - Fern |LAB|: no
7:28 PM - Fern |LAB|: you're jsut bad
7:28 PM - Fern |LAB|: stop being bad at this game

Indiana Powned : scott needs a nerf
Indiana Powned : he is OP as ♥♥♥♥

7:37 PM - fireice456: If you hope and dream enough
7:37 PM - fireice456: You may one day
7:37 PM - fireice456: Be
7:38 PM - fireice456: As good
7:38 PM - fireice456: As me

3:08 PM - Scottz0rz‽: I really like ordering the fattiest sandwich at subway then getting baked lays to blow their mind
3:09 PM - Scottz0rz‽: "Yes, I'd like to get a footlong cheesesteak on italian bread. And I'd like that with Baked Lays and a cup of water"
3:09 PM - Sukid |LAB|: LOL

7:49 PM - Trick or Trust|LAB|: Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the ass by a hoard of angry rakes heated to 300 degress Celsius. Continue to get raped long after the blood bleeding from your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has turned to steam
7:49 PM - Trick or Trust|LAB|: which then burns your anal flesh to the 4th degree

Gearbox |LAB| : zee is op regardless of what class he plays, he should be nerfed
Zee |LAB| : :(
*DEAD* IHOWaffles|LAB| : scott needs to be nerfed too
Scottz0rz‽ : :3

Meta Gamma : Hitler has stepped off his throne in hell as the worlds least favorite person
Scottz0rz‽ CDXX of Carpe Diem : :3

5:04 PM - fireice456: We talk about you 24/8
5:05 PM - Scottz0rz‽ |LAB| ٿ #anton: weirdo
5:05 PM - fireice456: You are my god

5:43 PM - |PhD| Y'Hatter |LAB| ٿ: You're dead to me
5:44 PM - |PhD| Y'Hatter |LAB| ٿ: You have less of a soul than a ginger

4:53 PM - |PhD| The Chef |LAB| ٿ: get on mumble dilhole ;_;
4:54 PM - Scottz0rz‽ |LAB| ٿ #anton: ¡Cállate, bobo! Hago lo que quiero.
4:55 PM - |PhD| The Chef |LAB| ٿ: أستطيع أن أتكلم العربية، أحمق
4:56 PM - Scottz0rz‽ |LAB| ٿ #anton: ¿Qué brujería es ésto?
4:56 PM - |PhD| The Chef |LAB| ٿ: BURRITO
4:56 PM - |PhD| The Chef |LAB| ٿ: TACO
4:56 PM - |PhD| The Chef |LAB| ٿ: NACHOS
4:57 PM - Scottz0rz‽ |LAB| ٿ #anton: Me gusta comer la biblioteca los sábados.

Babies : can't carry team alone
Babies : I blame scott
Babies : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scott man
Babies : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scott

10:24 PM - Scottz0rz‽ |LAB| ٿ #anton4.37: you ♥♥♥♥
10:24 PM - anton: wow wtf
10:24 PM - anton: calling me a ♥♥♥♥??
10:24 PM - anton: misandrist
10:24 PM - Scottz0rz‽ |LAB| ٿ #anton4.37: Honestly, I think being called a ♥♥♥♥ is empowering
10:24 PM - Scottz0rz‽ |LAB| ٿ #anton4.37: "Yes, I do have one of those, thanks."

[Nny]A Racist Madar : Scottz0rz i swear to god im gonna break off your ribs and stab your testicles with them

4:25 PM - |PCΔ| scottzorz |LAB|: YASSS
4:25 PM - brandon: minus memey quotes anyways
4:25 PM - |PCΔ| scottzorz |LAB|: gj brand
4:25 PM - brandon: :hp_audrey::hp_kyanna::hp_tiffany::hp_lola:
4:25 PM - |PCΔ| scottzorz |LAB|: brand how much money did you spend on trading cards
4:26 PM - brandon: enough
4:26 PM - |PCΔ| scottzorz |LAB|: 10/10
4:26 PM - brandon: worth
4:26 PM - |PCΔ| scottzorz |LAB|: :sans:
4:26 PM - |PCΔ| scottzorz |LAB|: but wait you don't have :hp_nikki:

11:27 PM - TomFaux: I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comparing myself to you
11:27 PM - scottzorz: lol
11:27 PM - TomFaux: I know you're a tard
11:27 PM - scottzorz: glad you admit it finally
11:27 PM - scottzorz: after all these years
11:27 PM - TomFaux: :summerghost:
11:27 PM - scottzorz: that's goin on the quote wall

11:50 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: super saiyan jesus
11:51 PM - scottzorz: if jesus went super saiyan, i think the whole universe would explode
11:51 PM - scottzorz: does Jesus count as a new god from the DC comics
11:51 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: put jesus in dbz
11:51 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: you know the trinity and all that
11:52 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: he is the son the father and the holy ghost
11:52 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: or thats in catholic canon
11:52 PM - scottzorz: Saiyan, New God, Old God
11:52 PM - scottzorz: Trinity?
11:52 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: they might have retconned that in later releases
11:52 PM - scottzorz: Yeah i think the latest canon is Mormon, but that's gonna get retconned like GT
11:53 PM - scottzorz: everyone thinks it's ♥♥♥♥
11:53 PM - scottzorz: most people just go by the original doujin

11:57 PM - scottzorz: you should be proud
11:57 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: ugh
11:57 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: I need a tissue
11:58 PM - scottzorz: that's also the first time you've been on the quote wall!
11:58 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: gonna cry
11:58 PM - scottzorz: congrats!
11:58 PM - scottzorz: you've joined an elite group of memers
11:58 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: Id like to thank jesus
11:58 PM - 𝙋𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎: wouldnt have gotten here without him

Tuesday, November 8, 2016
6:02 PM - Scottz0rz |LAB|: Schizo are you Florida ♥♥♥♥♥ going to meme us again like in 2000?
6:03 PM - FESTIVE SCHIZY BIZZY BOO: I really hope not
6:03 PM - FESTIVE SCHIZY BIZZY BOO: plz not the cheeto

7:14 PM - Scottz0rz |LAB|: http://imgur.com/o7YTB4f
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
6:30 PM - Dani: Look at that lil pig
6:30 PM - Dani: I really needed that today, thanks
6:30 PM - Scottz0rz |LAB|: no problem

Saturday, April 1, 2017
5:06 PM - me gusta: im gunna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murder u

*DEAD* Billy Blanks: toggle much
*DEAD* Ethan Bradbeery: id say
SCOTTZORZ 「BITE ZA DUSTO」: that was really just lucky
SCOTTZORZ 「BITE ZA DUSTO」: im sweaty as ♥♥♥♥
Billy Blanks: nah reported ♥♥♥♥♥♥

12:55 AM - ♥♥♥♥ why?: convince me to buy huni pot in 3 sentences
12:55 AM - ♥♥♥♥ why?: i see that youre experienced...

craftersshadow [ALL] scottz0rz is cheeting
Scottz0rz [ALL] i dont know what cheeting is, but i'm not doing it probably
Gimlis [ALL] probably
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"Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes, the DNA of the soul." — Monsoon, Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. 2013

”What is better: to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?” — Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. 2011

"What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you, now would I?" — Tavish DeGroot, Meet the Demoman. 2009

”I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” — Mewtwo, Pokémon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back. 1998

"Pain is just mental! Get back up!" — Dallas, Payday 2. 2013

"I'm sorry, Teddie... Only people have human rights." — Naoto Shirogane, Persona 4 Golden. 2012

"So you will do nothing? Apathy is death. Worse than death, because at least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects." — Kreia, Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords. 2004

"You are beautiful to me, exile. A dead spot in the Force, an emptiness in which its will might be denied. — Kreia, Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords. 2004

"You don't have to save the world to find meaning in life... Sometimes, all you need is something simple, like someone to take care of." — Aigis, Persona 3. 2006

"Purple is my favorite color!" — Harold Reginald, "Patty Hype." SpongeBob SquarePants. 2001

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?" — Romero, Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams. 2002

"Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals." — Funny Valentine, "Both Sides Now, Part 2, " Steel Ball Run. 2008

"If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the Jedi." — Sheev Palpatine, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith. 2005

"Even though I call myself useless, I don't think I'm actually that bad." — Kasumi Miwa, Jujutsu Kaisen. 2020

"Life is short: eat dessert first" — Jacques Torres

"The strong one is not the one who overcomes the people by his strength, but the strong one is the one who controls himself while at the point of anger."Sahih al-Bukhari , Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1317

"As a child, I thought sharks were my friends. I know better now. "Professor Membrane , Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus

"This is a test. I've accepted this test to stand victorious against my past. A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self."The Boss, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

"As the unquestioned apex of the entire history of the creative arts, Rust In Peace is the finest and last necessary piece of human expression—but it’s almost as though current so-called artists are completely oblivious to Dave Mustaine’s blistering, transcendent guitar work on ‘Hangar 18,’ ... It’s not just incredibly disrespectful to keep making art; in many ways, it’s actually quite sad. The deluded people churning out this worthless garbage just can’t seem to reconcile themselves to the fact that their pathetic little sculptures and films and novels and whatnot will always pale in comparison to the brilliantly inspired, heart-stopping tempo shift halfway through ‘Holy Wars… The Punishment Due.’""Humanity Still Producing New Art As Though Megadeth's 'Rust in Peace' Doesn't Already Exist", The Onion

"I love treachery, but I don't praise traitors" - Proditionem amo, sed proditorem non laudoGaius Julius Caesar (attributed)

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."Fantastic , Fallout: New Vegas

"Ahhhh, I feel much better now. My emotions get out of control. When I'm about to lose it, I calm down by crying for a while. You referred to Sun Tzu, right? I know him, too. Long ago, I journeyed to China. 'All war is deception. To fight is to delude. Anger your enemies to lure them into mistakes.' That's what you're planning, right? I won't fall for it."AC/DC, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Battle Tendency

" 'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor — then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. — And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo' (unless it's a farm)"Jane Doe , Meet the Soldier

"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"Mairon
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