I"m telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don"t completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you"re good at fps games then you"ve probably never played against this dude before, because he"s just that good.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It"s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don"t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don"t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i"m really shy I don"t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxoxo :3