Recent reviews by rocketship

live and drink

meh skip it. remedy peaked at max payne 2

the worst kinda bad game, one that has a kernel of a really great game in it.

i like the combat and dungeons and fighting big monsters, and the character customization is cool. also you can double jump. everything else is either aggressively mediocre or straight up garbage, and i don't think the devs played any rpg since (or before) neverwinter nights.

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:pickax:

you enter the room and see a demon in front of you. it looks real scared.
what do you do?
1. shotgun blast to the face
2. rip
3. tear
4. all of the above

play dusk, it's basically quoomlood (quake doom blood)

i'm too old for this ♥♥♥♥

As fun as flying around and punching crime is, the game would've worked better as a smaller-scale metroidvania than an open world thing. Forget about collecting all the riddler ♥♥♥♥ to see the full ending, just youtube it.

Story is a mess, and makes no sense in a comic book universe with a bunch of other super clowns running around. Also spoiler that should be obvious if you're at all familair with superhero comics or movies: no one ever dies ever, and all drama is therefore deflated.

Buy it for cheap (i got it for free with my gfx card) or just play one of the other games again.

the level design is atrociously bad. it's just crates stacked up in front of 3d backgrounds, which is just low-effort garbage.

also if you run out of lives you're dumped way back to the start of the ugly-ass level so you get to see it all again