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17.6 hrs on record
A solid little idle/management game that’s surprisingly well-optimized and visually appealing. The core loop is straightforward and there’s definitely fun to be had, but the experience is held back by a fair number of bugs. You might run into occasional freezing, issues with fertilizer automation not working properly, and sprinklers not always behaving as expected. None of these flaws completely break the game, but they can get frustrating over time.

In terms of progression, it feels pretty linear. Once you find one of the few effective build paths through the tech tree, you’ll likely stick with it. That’s not unusual in the idle genre, but it does mean things can feel a bit too “on rails.” Despite these shortcomings, for just around $5, it’s a decent pick if you’re looking for a few days of casual enjoyment before moving on.
Posted 19 December, 2024.
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48.2 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
After playing approximately 50 hours, I can say this game is truly awful. Initially drawn to its unique premise, my anticipation quickly turned to frustration due to many, many bad decisions by the devs.

I started this review by writing a list of about 30 or 40 things in this game that are just annoying. But really, it can be summed up by:

- Constant, repetitive chores.
- Unrewarding progress.
- Waiting, waiting, and more waiting.
- Boring story
- Bugs

Tons of in-game waiting wasting real-world time. Even without these problems, the core gameplay offers little more than a mediocre RPG experience. My advice would be to with literally any other game.
Posted 23 January, 2024. Last edited 6 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.1 hrs on record
too simple and repetitive
Posted 11 October, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
545.0 hrs on record (471.0 hrs at review time)
The balance is dumb.
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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388.6 hrs on record (259.5 hrs at review time)
A no-brainer for fans of RTS games. Only downside is that in order to play Mortal Empires you have to purchase the first game for the full $60. Modding community is good as well. Check out Grimhammer after a few campaigns.
Posted 14 April, 2020.
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77.5 hrs on record (45.5 hrs at review time)
Reminds me of when I first discovered the Civilization franchize. Completely addicted; I feel like I dont even need any other game in my library. Infinite replay value and cannot wait for the expansion.
Posted 17 March, 2017.
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348.8 hrs on record (148.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
A lot of smurfs and hackers in this game valve doesn"t seem to do anything about.

You"ll get banned from matchmaking after you can"t connect to their crappy servers, I finally quit after I got a 1 week cooldown because I couldn"t connect.

Fun game but too many bugs and horrible support.
Posted 19 July, 2015. Last edited 20 July, 2015.
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2.6 hrs on record
Crash a couple of hours into the game, started it up to see no saved. Probably never going to want to do it all over. Fix your bugs, devs.
Posted 13 June, 2015.
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1,790.6 hrs on record (164.8 hrs at review time)
Ruined my life. 10/10
Posted 10 January, 2014.
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34.1 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
ONLY FUN WITH FRIENDS
Posted 8 January, 2014.
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