Pissing on Margaret Thatcher’s grave
How many people would it take to have someone always pissing on Margaret Thatcher’s grave at any given moment? Let’s say they piss for 21 seconds, the average time it takes to pee according to google, and then the next person immediately starts. Each person finishes pissing, then goes about their business, coming back to piss every time they feel the need. I don’t think it would be that many, if we had a thousand people pissing for 21 seconds each, that would mean approximately every 5 hours and 50 minutes each person would need to come back, bladder full and ready to go. Google says the average person pisses 6-8 times per day, so we can take 7 as the median. If we also assume the average person spread their pissing over 16 waking hours, that would mean the average person pees on average every 2 hours and 17 minutes. So if we take all of this into account, we can say that it would take 392 people, peeing for 21 seconds each every 2 hours and 17 minutes to keep a nonstop flow of piss onto Thatcher’s grave.