Shaking hands with a woman is like shaking hands with a child. It seems artificial and vaguely patronizing. The handshake was designed as a greeting between men to show that your sword hand was empty.

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I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

Hey girl, i notice you're very pretty body and face. I am a rich 23 years old man from pakistan, very handsome and good body. i have been looking for love for many month, but girl always reject when they see my height 5 feet 7. Dont let it bother please, i wish and hope you can look past that. I am really a nice guy, loyal and will take good care of your and youre family. I am still virgin, never had sex or kiss a girl but i think i can be very good lover if you give me chance. I do not care if your not best looking, i want woman to love for personality, not good looks. To be date for me you have to be white, blonde not fat, large ♥♥♥ is good and you must know man is the guy who make the rules in house and you obey. If you date me i give you money, you give sex and i please you too with sex. If interested send personal message to my or gmail me [email protected]. Thank and pls give me chance.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx