I called in a plumber to unplug my toilet and he sent me a video of his "progress" now i dont know a lot about plumbing, but i never mentioned the sink or the mirror. Maybe there is a language barrier. After he destroyed everything, he actually rebuild the damn thing with instant noodles. Now i've seen 5 minute fckery before but this is my first time as a victim. Maybe should have been suspicious when his toolkit just had a hammer, a scraper and ramen. he did a great job rebuilding the sh!tter but sent me a invoice for 5 hours of work but never actually solved the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem. He was a nice guy so i told him to come back next week and clean the gutters.

After a good game of MW2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great COD and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a COD LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard **** push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Forget 911?
No more than I would forget my own name

Forget 911?
No more than I would forget my own name

Kidwoohda steals my lunch money

"Yolo Madukoe
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