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when akatosh slew lorkhan he ripped his heart right out

* ˛. *。 Merry Christmas & Happy New Year * ˛. *。

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MAGA!

NEVER.

Funny Meme

A..a..a... ummm.

H...happy Valentines... day, right?

E...enjoy! ^_^

A cool guy who I really should speak to more.

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whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER 🎄 is almost 👌🏼over 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy"s christmASS tree 🎄🍑✔️ until his SAP comes out 🍺👅💦💯 but don"t forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 🌬🍯 from daddy"s HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u wanna get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 send this to 25 of ur thickest elves 👩🏽👩🏾 if u get 0 back then you"re an UNGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get 10😋back ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🛎🔥🙌🏾 if u get 20 back 😏 then get ready for daddy claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 share in 69⏱⏱ 😉💦 seconds or u won"t get be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❗️0❗️1❗️7❗️

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he"d give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it"s my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I"m 💘daddy"s💘 👑princess 👑but I"m also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

* ˛. *。 Merry Christmas & Happy New Year * ˛. *。

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*(..."•".. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬ .
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are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?
you"re sharing protein
you"re admiring masculine physique
being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you"re litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL"s piss me off. their twink bodies don"t understand, but in time i"m sure they"ll get it.

y u do dis

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It"s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don"t know why it"s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don"t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i"m really shy i don"t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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Post this on the wall of the sluttiest girl you know.
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