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Ricky: I love all creatures like gophers and deerts, and those things that fly and everything else, but ♥♥♥♥ seagulls. I got no time for those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.


Bubbles: Got a grey kitty, white one, and a tabby too, and a big orange guy who puts snakes in my shoe. Mad MC skills leave ya struck, and I roll with my kitties and I'm hard as ♥♥♥♥. I am down with Plato and Socrates, and I like to get busy with all the ladies. Grunt, grunt, somethin’, somethin’, somethin’, somethin’, grunt, up in my shed, up in my shed…

Julian: [to Ray in jail] All you gotta do is keep a low profile, you're gonna be fine.
Ray: Oh 'low profile'? What are you, reading books again Julian?
Julian: What's wrong with reading books?
Ray: Nothing's wrong with reading books, but there's only one book that counts Julian, and that's the Bible. It says to help your friends.
Julian: Oh yeah? Does it say anything about you rippin' off insurance companies, pretendin' to be in a wheelchair then gettin' caught drunk, dancin' with ho's makin' porn flicks? Huh? Anythin in your book about that, Ray?
Ray: [pause] It's open to interpretation, Julian, it's the Bible.

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