it was a lonely saterday night and i wuz chilling on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with my ♥♥♥♥ flopping out looking for gay incest rape vids. i was getting frustrated cause there wasnt really anything good but i came across a video called "CURSED VIDEO DONT WATCH" so my retarded ass watched it LOL.
at the time it seemed like a good idea because it was the hottest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video of a dad pounding up his sons guts with force. i nutted with such intensity it felt like my organs were about to burst out my ♥♥♥♥.
I didnt bother cleaning up because i felt rily tired after my big nut, so i just went to bed nude covered in jizz. i woke up the next morning and all the jizz was gone so i thought "oh, my dog must have licked it off while i was sleeping."i went downstairs to make my favorite breakfast (corn flakes and water), and felt like someone was watching me. lo and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ behold i open my cupboard and MY NUT FROM LAST NIGHT IS IN THE PANTRY AND ATE ALL THE CORN FLAKES. it walked around like some sort of retarded kangaroo and moaned every time it took a step like a humpback whale. it was the scariest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing i have ever witnessed in my life.
i ran upstairs screaming and locked myself in my room and started smashing my ballsack with a hammer because i never wanted to bust a nut again. all of a sudden i hear knocking on my door and my nut says in a terrifying voice "aye bruh whats the wifi password" and now im utterly horrified. i barricaded my door and tried to call the police but they didnt pick up because they saw that my number called them 800 times in the last month asking for help with my math homework. so i was stuck by myself. i tried to distract myself by listening to lil pump and watching anime. "TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY! TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY!" i screamed to myself but i still knew that my nut was still outside my door.
i must have fallen asleep due to sleep deprivation and lack of food, because i blacked out and woke up like 36 hours later. i pressed my ear to my door and listened for my nut walking around the house. i couldnt hear anything, so i inched the door open slowly and walked out to get something to eat. i creeped carefully around the house and tried to open the freezer when i heard those godawful footsteps and moaning noises. i tried to hide in the fridge but there were too many greek yoghurts so i just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slipped out and smashed my head on the floor. the room was spinning around me, everything was blurry. my nut slid up to my ear and whispered "lmao my ♥♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥ small as ♥♥♥♥" and i realized i was still nude. THIS WAS THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. i was blind with rage at that moment.
with all the remaining might in my body, i punched the ♥♥♥♥ out of my nut and send his goofy ass flying across my living room. i forced myself to stand and started jerking my ♥♥♥♥ furiously. i screamed and yelled in pain as i stroked my wiener. my foreskin had become red and numb, but i pressed onwards. through what felt like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ strand of barbed wire coming out of my ♥♥♥♥, i created another living nut, specialized to kill my other evil and malevolent nut. i named it evan. i witnessed as my two globs of ♥♥♥ splashed upon each other, wildly swinging ropes of jizz at each other until Evan held my evil nut in a chokehold and it died slowly.
I gave evan a high five and a starbucks gift card and let him go and live his life in the big city. i burned the body of my evil nut and threw his ashes into the toilet. sometimes evan still calls me and we play video games together. i will never watch gay incest rape porn again.