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24 of 37 (65%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:12pm

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 3:47pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 3:48pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 3:52pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:23pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:33pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:27pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:25pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:59pm

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:48pm

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:50pm

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:46pm

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:33pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 5:22pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:32pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:48pm

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:51pm

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:40pm

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:52pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 5:45pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:50pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:44pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:46pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:49pm



Risky virus

Infect manager's computer

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
48 / 100

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
34 / 100

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
0 / 100

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
357 / 500

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
8 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
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