Lizard goes belly up in the attic

I can't believe you would admit that.

83.3% of the comments currently on my profile now contain Oyvs, so I figured I return the favour.

You're a box!

That's not how this works!

In that case I'll be awaiting a response in 72 minutes from now.
Edit: Nope, you're still slow.

I do remember, we were playing around with the TTS feature of Sanctum 2. Good times.
P.S. You're so slow!

Where are you Oyv? :'(

Thanks Oyv , it has been indeed, tho i might not be there anymore... you will still be on my friends list and im not planning on changing anything there... so i guess we could call it.... half a bridge... maybe?

Ooooyvoooyv! I miss the TF2 days...

Rude, just leaving without a goodbye. You made Matt Damon cry.

Merry Christmas, Ovy Oyv!

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♥♥♥♥ YOU TELENOR!

Hi Oyvoyv!

Wake up sleepy head, I'm sure somebody misses you.
Happy Birthday, you may provide me with chocolate cake at your own expense.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OYVOYV!!! You're a little (freakishly huge) monster and it's your birthday so you can do whatever the ♥♥♥♥ you want. Assuming you're not dead or severely ill, then you can't. :)

I like Lizz's version of feminism

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma95f4QVds1r36fnpo1_500.jpg

I order you to stop being in a coma.

What's your problem rich kid???

I want my Oyv! To see you again would be pyramid!

Chocolate, Salty, Balls!

Iniquitous. Grotty. Virulent. In case you can't tell, I'm making a direct reference to Oyvoyv. As I elaborate on that concept throughout this letter I will use only simple words and language so that even a child can understand my message. Yes, even a child should know that a central fault line runs through each of Oyvoyv's anecdotes. Specifically, Oyvoyv is good at stirring his idolators into a frenzied lunacy of hatred and vengeance. Doing so blinds them to the fact that the space remaining in this letter will not suffice even to enumerate the ways in which he has tried to convince impressionable young people that I and others who think he's a malapert omadhaun are secretly using etheric attachment cords to drain people's karmic energy. Everything I've written in this letter amounts to this: Oyvoyv's cheerleaders can read some crock of egocentric, tammanyism-prone drivel he once wrote and believe that they've read something really profound.

After hearing Oyvoyv say that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold, I felt that someone needed to write a dissenting opinion. The rest of this comment is focused exclusively on Oyvoyv, not because I harbor any ill-will towards him but because most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. Let's get reasonable; I'm sticking out my neck a bit in talking about his schemes. It's quite likely he will try to retaliate against me for my telling you that the facts as I see them simply do not support the false but widely accepted notion that women are spare parts in the social repertoire—mere optional extras. What Oyvoyv is doing falls just short of giving handguns to schoolchildren. Never forget that and never let Oyvoyv delegitimize our belief systems and replace them with a counter-hegemony that seeks to promote a herd mentality over principled, individual thought.

Boo!

That's pretty Oyv, I'll make it a painting and hang it on my wall!

Lizard you bum, stop being such a bum!

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Thanks for yet another thread Mr. Oyv.
I appreciate it :)

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Here's the most sane guy of The GFL. How does it feel to be so sane Oyv?

˙ɯnq buıʞɔnɟ uʍop ǝpısdn ʎɥʇןıɟ ɹnoʎ puɐ noʎ ʞɔnɟ

Purple ducks are so last year.

Ovyoyv is a statistically-obsessive, bananarama'd little bastard.
Signed
~The self-loving git.
P.S. You have a lot of numbers on your profile.

I'm a little monster and I can do whatever the ♥♥♥♥ I want

Mr Oyvoyv, i would like to purchase that green magic pouch of endless fertilizer. I think you refer to it as "Lizard".

I stopped by and the smell of poo poo made me vomit, what does that Lizzie eat!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (that represents pooing on your profile, i didn't know how to type the sound for having a poo)

I hope he at least sent the baby by special delivery, I fear this freal stuck 2 stamps on it's forehead and chucked it in the post. What a wanker.

Who the hell sends their congratulations on a baby? Why not send them on a nice card, or a little gift label on a box of chocolate? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freak. My baby and I no longer wish to hear from you.

Sorry I was gone this afternoon, I was at an art thing to attempt seducing pretty women, I believe.

The fear of Stomper's impending arse got that tag in order. If you waved your arse around a bit more Stomper, there wouldn't be so many tag abusers. I like coming here to talk about Stomper, he's so nice.

How an I supposed to find you on my friends list if you remove your tag, how very dare you! Get your name in order this instant, or the very next instant available to you.

A banana!

her mom fed her well during Christmas

my wall... a bad influence? how very dare you , you hurt its feelings now.

Oh, er, thanks Oyv! I guess. "Horrible admins we're all terribly ashamed of" well I didn't even realise you knew I was one. SO YEAH. Does this mean, the above group was created just for me? Or the rank up was created just for me? Who knows, maybe they both are. But I'll be totally honest. I'm more ashamed of having over 1000 hours on TF2 (and still being completely dog bollocks at the game) than I am for belonging to either of these two groups. (And you still haven't told me the title of the new one I'm eligible for..!)

Don't be silly, unlike captains ducks have mystical strange, almost magical powers

Are you sure about that Daniel? I think the duck got ran over and eaten. And is now in a sewage plant somewhere.