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I should ask you why YOU'RE playing faceit. You had one more kill than him at the end of the game because you stopped trying even though you care about the game and are capable. Just keep quiet, focus on yourself and only call if you care about callouts so much, because you don't lose 2-16 because your bottom fragger isn't doing well.
last played on 10 Sep
PAYDAY 3 - Beta
July 30, 2014 ·
Examples of why African mums are the worst
playing walking dead and i suddenly get a cramp in my leg and cant move
i yell for my mum
Me: MOM HELP HELPPP
Mum: what is it you idiot
*she walks into my room
Me: Help i cant move
Mum: your room is a disaster
Me: DOES THAT REALLY MATTER I CANT MOVE MY LEG
Mum: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your getting cramps because you dont drink any water
Me: just help me mum please
Mum: go drink some water
*smacks me on the back of the head
Me: What the ♥♥♥♥ WAS THAT FOR!?
Mum: for not drinking any water now come downstairs
Me: but I CANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE
Mum: and come eat dinner
Me: WHAT IS IT?
Mum: Chicken
I should ask you why YOU'RE playing faceit. You had one more kill than him at the end of the game because you stopped trying even though you care about the game and are capable. Just keep quiet, focus on yourself and only call if you care about callouts so much, because you don't lose 2-16 because your bottom fragger isn't doing well.
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Hi, I'm a girl gamer. If you want to play with me add me to your friends list. I like to play games CS:GO / DOTA 2 and sometimes in PUBG. Feel free to sign my profile
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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