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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:57am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:53am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:54am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 5:51am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 10:22am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:43am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:12am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:04am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 6:59am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:48am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:55am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:28am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:28am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:53am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:47am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:44am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:26am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:44am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:33am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:19am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:15am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:27am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:46am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:25am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 9:55am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:02am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 4:17am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 3:26am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 11:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 2:25pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:49am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:20am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:30am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:48am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:36am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:25am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:08am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:08am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:08am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:34am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:47am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:24am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:20am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:21pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:41am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:48am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:07am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:46am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:25am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:09am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:51am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 4:47am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:09am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:14am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:32am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 10:31am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:46am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:53am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:46am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:36am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:56am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:57am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:29am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 2:26am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:06am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:05am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:25am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:27am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:15am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 3:29pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:11am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:35am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:34am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:09pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:19am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:57am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:59am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:37am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:56am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:05am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 3:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:30am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:06am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:41am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:55am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:23am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:36am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:54am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 4:12am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:09am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:16am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:32am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:29am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 8:31am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 9:49am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 1:43am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:16am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:23am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:41am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:58am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:13am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:18am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 2:36am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:06am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 1:29pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:24am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:04am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:41pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:47am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:46am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 2:26am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:41am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:31am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:43am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:23am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:54am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:26am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:54am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:44am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:41am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 2:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:31am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:35am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 1:21am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:50am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:44am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 10:18am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 4:31am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:54am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 1:21am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:13am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:14am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:24am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:07am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:09am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 9:11am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 12:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 8:55am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:20am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:26am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:08am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:46pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:25am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:43am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:37am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:32am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:53am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:54am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:32am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:31am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:54am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 9:13am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 9:37am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:12am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:57am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 8:41am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:46am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:01am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 3:45am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 9:54am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:25am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:24am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:05am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:32am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 9:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:48am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:26am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:27am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:15am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:41am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:39am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 12:24am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:57am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:58am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 9:32am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:56am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 5:18pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:07am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:41am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 12:52am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:47am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:56am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:02am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:13pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:20am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 12:23am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 8:43am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 2:17am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 7:27am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:57am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:55am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:43am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:37am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:25am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 6:04am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 8:48am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:10am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:57am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:04am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:11am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:40am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:58am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 12:52am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 9:32am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 4:03am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 11:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:07am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:29am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:58am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:09am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 9:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:56am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:31am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:05am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 2:39pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 5:51pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:58am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:55am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:53am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 10:22am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:40pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:04am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 5:06am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:52am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:26am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:57am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:32am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:53am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 3:56pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:56am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 5:06am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:59am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 5:06am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:24am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:25am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:50am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 9:33am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 4:41am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:28am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 9:50am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:35am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:56am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:13am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 12:36am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36am



Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.