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General Info
It is at moments in time such as this when i require my assistant to assist me when i come accross the tricky situations when i am forced to make a decision to either sell my Royal & Langnickel Lion & Lioness painting with numbers set or to give up my famly to keep my secret half dwarven family stable.

I often have to make important decisions so if you need any advice on how to create the best track path for your Hornby railway set then i am the man to call. I have a PHD in mind reading and am happy to entertain at weddings toddlers parties or even at funerals. You are able to contact me from this website for any booking enquiries: Click here [www.coachhousedental.co.uk]

What i like to do at the weekends
Usually i find the standard weekend extremely tedious so i like to set out on wild quests to locate a white-throated needletail. So far i have had no luck but still set my self the task.
After a few 10s of hours looking for the bird, i usually move on then to explore the corners of my bedroom that have not yet been discovered. This is then followed up by a formally headed letter to the governmnet claiming the rights to name this newly founded land after myself.

Tasks for my life

- Secretly take two straws rather than one at a fast food restaurant
- Cut down a tree and then pretend to be a viking
- Put a piece of cardboard into the plastic recycling
- Cross the road when the red man is showing

These are the tasks that i have previously completed:

- Not tell my dearest mother that i for got to brush my teeth at 20:47:29 on the 03/09/11
- Guess the weather forecast
- Challenge a spider to a full fledged duel to mark our territory above the dining room table

Why you should respect me:
You should repect me as i have a collection of three strand twisted ropes which allow me to succeed in my dangerous knot tying endeavors.