So this is going to be a little story about a boy who made himself suffer because he did not go out for seven days.
His name was Nugget. Nugget was from a very respected family that lived in a beautiful town called Dovzanova soteska. He was originally from one the ne0nacistic towns in the middle part of Slovenia, but that is not important right here, right now. His mother was a lawyer and his father was a doctor. Well, you may knew his father. His name was Dr. House.
Nugget also had a sister and a brother. They were both attending one of the top universities in England.
And Nugget, he was just, just, just someone. He loved computers...not really. He was just addicted to them. Well, actually, he was addicted to playing League of Legends.
Oh yeah, that sweet game with toxic community and amazing game mechanics. He had more hours on that thing than one of the top paid CSGO Russian guys.

Yeah, he was so addicted to that game that he played it for FREE??!?!?! TO LOL, TF. Not only that. He bought so many skins in the game that he could actually pay off all the student loans from his sister and brother together, in one payment. But let's not talk about that too much.
Before we go to the depressing part of this story, let's talk about Nuggets dreams. He always wanted to go to the seaside, specifically to a place called Croatia. He heard that there is an amazing place called La Playa, right beside the sea, and a big boat hotel that may or may not has a moving roof with a restaurant. There they sell Corona beer for only 4,70$ and they play that awesome Balkan music that makes you 100% cooler. He knew that if he could get there, he would definetly hook up with some chick that would totally melt when pulling down his pants and seeing his Lol underwear. MMMM, who wouldn't want that.

But yeah, he never got to experience that due to his creeping laziness (he thought he was too cool to buy a cheap car or a ticket for the bus to the place).
So one day he just decided to do his longest Lol play. He sat down and started playing. He kept playing and playing and playing, and he could not get enough of it because even though he had no friends in real life and in Lol, he knew a few cringey UwU girls from Roblox and he texted with them all the time between the games. He was also planning to marry one of them btw. Her name was SoftSpliff69. He was in love with her but was afraid to tell her. (later they actually found out that she was a guy from Goricko, a very well known child predator)?!!?!

So, his mother was already used to him not coming out of his room a lot, so she often brought him food and water to drink. That is why this long gaming session was possible. (but she never cleaned his room because he did not let her in. He was afraid that she is going to find his secret stash of unused flavoured XS condoms. His room was extremely dirty and he never invited anyone to his place because he knew that nobody would want to climb through the trash. That was also one of the reasons why he never had any friends)
Back to the story. So he played and played and played.
But Nugget did not realize something. Because he was sitting there, on that gamimg chair, for so long, he got constipated and did not visit the toilet for six days. After the sixth day he felt like his ass was going to explode but he was not able to poop. So he took 30 ml of laxative...
And after seven days he shat himself to death.

Thank you for listening and XOXO

Ohh, yeah, Nugget, you are a loser btw.
Guys, he is trying to act so cool here but he is one big p****
And don't lie to us that you don't like Trzic. Even your bio say Trzic.
*WARNING
this paragraph may be a pile of ideas and stories that may include some real places (visited or not) and events that may had happened or not in the past, turned around to fit this beautiful steam profile, and I'm not responsible for this story
*also srry for all the spelling mistakes

(sending kiwses tho <3 I personally am a lesbian for you)

802 is the number of isomers of C13H28 that can be used to make certain fuels. Now you can finally burn that building down. That is also the number of words in this bombastic story.

rep made me circumsise myself with a garden shovel