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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
121.6 hrs on record (51.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You can play this game with one hand 😉
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
18.1 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
This game occasionally presents neighboring islands that seemingly seem reachable with your current resources, but are actually not. You are just supposed to give up and move on, instead of spending time trying to figure it out. This is the absolute worst kind of puzzle game design. Red herrings that waste the player's time.

Go play Baba Is You instead, where every puzzle has a solution the moment it is presented to you. Shame that these 2 games are even in the same bundle. Can't believe someone would think that this game is anywhere close to the level of Baba Is You.

Plus: the attempted humor in the exhibits are pretty lame. It's like if someone forced you at gunpoint to come up with something funny about mundane objects.
Posted 3 July, 2024. Last edited 3 July, 2024.
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11 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
21.6 hrs on record
Great gameplay, great story, highly recommended!
Reminds me of when zelda was good
Posted 30 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
358.2 hrs on record (145.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game really opened my eyes to how coffee should truly be enjoyed: with a squeeze of lemon, orange and coconut juice
Posted 12 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
2 minutes into the game and I was told to meow at another cat. Cats don't meow at peers, only to our mothers and at humans.

Unplayable: 0/10
Posted 26 December, 2022.
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25.2 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
This is what cats should sound like
Posted 24 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
55.9 hrs on record (55.7 hrs at review time)
Great RPG experience, so many ways to min-max a character: from modifying skill decks, to planning and arranging the level-up trees, to talent selection, to socketing gems to boost skills. Decent amount of replayability from the many different characters to choose from and realm mode for a 'procedurally-generated' experience.
Posted 25 November, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Bait & Switch : The Game
Imagine going to a restaurant and ordering a steak because you saw someone getting the same dish before and it looked delicious. As you're eating the steak barely halfway through it, it starts turning into a burger. Because "LOL steaks are boring let's change things up".
I enjoyed the first 2 hours of it. The rest of it was a completely different game. I would recommend looking at videos to find out if the parts after Act 1 are still up your alley, but that would be spoiling the entire crux of the game and you might as well not play it anymore. It's a shame really. The gameplay loop of Act 1 has so much potential.
Posted 31 July, 2022.
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11.9 hrs on record
Been looking for a tower defense game that lets you build your own maze for a while now. This game stands out for that one reason alone; those TDs where you can only build outside of a fixed path are just boring af.

Unfortunately there's a city builder aspect to this game, which just feels like a distraction with the worker management, gathering of resources, waiting for them to actually build the towers in time for the waves etc.
Posted 4 December, 2021.
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327.7 hrs on record (96.1 hrs at review time)
I've played this game a little. It's alright.

Edit:
2 years after the game's release and there's still more levels being added? Time to lose more sleep
Posted 24 October, 2021. Last edited 25 November, 2021.
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