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Laughter is the best medicine :B
DudeWTH: you have brain damage?
ΣΚΟΤΑΔΙ: yes

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kindahaunted:
why do i look like a pedophile and a victim at the same time
how do i evolve

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NSB: lemme know if u wanna play something
Fenrir: sure sir
I am just waiting for my food delivery
and a locksmith
my car keys are locked inside the car

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ruminator: why did Allah put the male g spot in the ass

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Clay: how does snakes make babies
NSB: eggs
Clay: i meant before that
the sex part
NSB: the long male snake body is actually the entire penis
it goes into the female snake via mouth
ez egg making

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Kasipoša : im eat u ass:3

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powpao: 👃🛏
Beardy: nose bed
powpao: Imagine instead of moustache, ppl make tiny small bed under nose

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NSB: do u like margerita pizza?
Raccoon: nah i prefer plain pizza with just cheese u know
NSB: that is margerita...
Raccoon: wait really?

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Clay: I've read something the other day, that if you feel horny a lot, you might experience brain
damage or something like that
NSB: thats true
im highly brain damaged
Clay: LMFAO

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Beardy: wait i go make o a t s
Raccoon: is oats roti
Beardy: WTF IS THAT QUESTION
Raccoon: idk what oats is
Beardy: LMAO ROTI

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Raccoon Today at 7:39 PM
brb i pray speedrun fast fast

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[10:20 PM]
DudeWTH: has invited you to suck my massive Donger.

[10:20 PM]
wickEd_: is ♥♥♥♥ your ass

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*DEAD* 貓咪 : can please enhance the transportation

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Raccoon: what are you doing?
Me: eating ice cream
Raccoon: which
Me: igloo choco bar
Raccoon: do you know igloo ice cream sandwich?
Me: i dont like ice cream sandwich, only stick ice cream
Racoon: how do you eat the icecream sandwich? with fork?
Me: lmao wtfff?
Raccoon: why are you laughing?
Me: what do you mean by fork??
Raccoon: coz there's no handle
Me: HANDLE?! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Raccoon: yea the handle, there's no handle to hold it
Me: YOU MEAN THE STICK?
Raccoon: YES STICK
Me: why will ice cream sandwich have stick lmao
Raccoon: STOP IT

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PartyInMyPants: gonna get some pizza :O and some milk
NSB: pizza...and milk
nice combo
PartyInMyPants: because ♥♥♥♥ sanity
NSB: XD
dip the pizza in milk
mmm
PartyInMyPants: it has pinapple though :(
NSB: EW
i hate pineapple pizza
i think i will delete u now
PartyInMyPants: ITS HUWIEN
HUAWEIN
NSB: rofl
PartyInMyPants: THEY r sexy ppl
LMAO
NSB: sexy people dont have pineapples on them
PartyInMyPants: its a huawein pizza , and i'll eat it with milk , therfore i am half huawein and have cow
half*
NSB: dude im dying
that spelling is cracking me up
PartyInMyPants: fk you its not my fault that i have a thicc arabic spelling

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[22:21] pocketsoldier574: You have etf2l ugc etc medal? Or whatever medal
[22:22] NSB | LFT Heavy: yea platinum
[22:22] pocketsoldier574: Nice I m have mvm medal

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Bunnyman: hello
come hots?
Vespurr: Rip
I slept
Bunnyman: ?

Vespurr is now offline

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HeyKeem S > Scout Unusual : i am pretty sure nsb sounds like he is always on helium

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6:52 PM - R3ZQ_: if you have a spot in the lobby i wish to play with you guys i am a global

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miniiiiii: ey im playing your fav jump map, jump_bigbutt (lenny)

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8:18 PM - Didlee doo.。.:*☆: what animal u wanna be
8:19 PM - Penkuk.。.:*☆: Food
8:20 PM - Penkuk.。.:*☆: I want to be a donut

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9:53 PM - emoji response: Brb
9:53 PM - emoji response: I'll go get smt
9:53 PM - NSB: smt
9:53 PM - NSB: suck my tits
9:53 PM - emoji response: 😂😂😂
9:54 PM - emoji response: Lmao
9:54 PM - emoji response has changed their name to SMT.

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2:20 AM - wickEd_: next week vacation np
2:20 AM - NSB: lucky :(
2:20 AM - NSB: my vacation will be during eid i think
2:20 AM - wickEd_: i submitted 3 weeks but it got rejected
2:21 AM - wickEd_: so i made it 1 week
2:21 AM - NSB: what u will do with 3 weeks??
2:21 AM - wickEd_: although i can take 45 days a year..
2:21 AM - wickEd_: idk
2:21 AM - wickEd_: tf2

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[10:59:42 AM] DudeWTH: MMMMMMMMMM
[10:59:51 AM] DudeWTH: I WANT CAPS UP MY BUMHOLE
[11:00:27 AM] NSB: ??????????????
[11:00:47 AM] DudeWTH: sorry


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Bunnyman: u like playing morales?
Zip: im play by morales second
Zip: on my life )
Zip: my favorite is gray )
Bunnyman: u dont like kharazim?
Zip: no ;(
Zip: but for me best sylv or gray
Zip: im god on gray )
Bunnyman: wow :o

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L0$T! : u spent valentines on hightower?

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Mltms :D: how much is the grey banana thingy?
NSB! :D:: What grey banana?
Mltms :D: the tf2 glasses man
NSB! :D:: You mean Grey Bans?
Mltms :D: yea
NSB! :D:: HAHAHAHAHA GREY BANANA!!

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9:16 PM - ♔RED_STAR♔: cane i call some one and see her face in steam like skype

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Mltms: where is the hex go?

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2:58 PM - KarGen :D: Thank you for beautiful 2 years :'D

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Haz0r : i used to play ugc before you were even born

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[10:45:08 AM] Peregrine :B: I didnt like dogs much until I met my friend's dog
[10:45:13 AM] Peregrine :B: he's so affectionate
[10:45:31 AM] Peregrine :B: now I like the dog more than my friend :B
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8.7 Hours played
Most sequels to movies, TV shows, games, etc have always been a huge disappointment to me. BUT NOT THIS ONE!

The devs have somehow managed to take elements from the first game and completely knock it out of the park with this sequel. The puzzles are much more challenging this time and the music/sound design make the game even more thrilling. I can't even begin to explain how great the visuals are in this game, especially towards the later stages. Each moment could potentially be a wallpaper.

I would have rated the game a solid 10/10 if it wasn't for a few minor bugs that forced me to restart a level. However, all the other elements make up for those little inconveniences. The game's price might steer many away from it but it was personally worth it for me, highly recommended!
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Ben Dover 18 Dec @ 5:53am 
this is for getting banned last time
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NSB - NoobSexyBitch
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NSB 24 Oct @ 12:42am 
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Daddy Bunny 24 Oct @ 12:34am 
nsb is mega gay pro max