Whats my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany"s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it"s priceless. As I"m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It"s her father"s business. She"s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don"t trust her. Besides, I love the cold.

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