Recent reviews by Nicholas Corvus

if u gon get this, get icebourne with it in a bundle or you'll regret it.

Don't be a d*ck to your teammates and you'll win more.

that final island tho...

-{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ ROCK and STONE!
☐ Very good!!
☐ Mid
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Dwarves
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandmas
☑ Grandpas

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Rich boi
☐ Only Elon can run this game at 30fps

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Good
☑ Sum disturbing stuff you don't want to know.
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ 1,000 hours
☑ grow a beard that turns gray and you're halfway there.

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ bugs you can shoot
☐ bugs you can't shoot

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☑10

definitely one of the most complete games out there.

if you're playing with a lot of people on one server, i recommend my "zero friction settings" you tick up the "player based raids" option and disable the portal restrictions (just trust me) so everyone can enjoy the game however they want in their own pace no matter the disparity of levels and play time. increase the drop rate if u have more than 5 players.

great gift for friends.

put crouch on hold not toggle.

until they fix the cheater problem among other things that make this game unbearable; my thumb will be kept pointed down. (coming from a season 0 player)

do not buy anything from this game. it wont be worth it.

1. can have a cat sidekick = 1 point
2. simplified but immersive (semi-realistic) sailing and gunplay/swordplay experience = 3 points
3. exquisitely written narrative and gameplay execution = 5 points
4. wide variety of customization options = 1 point
5. bananas = 1 point
6. ANTI-CHEAT SYSTEM is causing crashes = -4 points.
7. 2024 updates look promising = 3 points
8. no crow pet = -1point
9. no stamina system = -1point
overall 7/10

game where you can:

lie to your friends.
lie to strangers.
kill your friends.
kill strangers.
get away with it.

delicious.