"There is hardship in everything, except eating pancakes." - Charles Spurgeon

The one true way to eat pancakes is to completely drench it in syrup. You aren't eating breakfast until you've contracted diabetes after only a few bites.

I'm clearly not a girl as I am a pancake and as we all know, pancakes don't have genders. Breakfast items such as myself are not to be constrained by social constructs such as gender.