Recent reviews by LordVollmilch

I guess CAPCOM has seen first hand how choices matter judging the lack of recommendations.

Old Review: Not a review bomber. Don't care about the DLC. Don't care about the performance of course it's gonna suck. I don't even care about good eye candy graphics. I only wanted it to not look like grainy hot garbage.
But the dithering and TAA ghosting I know from monster hunter world, the grainy graphics that only mildly go away at highest settings, the light flickering, shadows excessive dancing I just can't ignore. Fix your engine. it happens on every setting low or high. highest do hide some of those issues and not completely but those post processing magic can only do so much if the basic unprocessed output is horrible already. DLSS makes things just blurry and less crisp while at the same time above mentioned issues still pop up through it.
Still deciding whether I should keep the game.

kurwa

yes

yes

bethesda can learn from this on how to make proper vr mods/ports

pretty good but I'll give it a negative so devs may read this:
- the difficulty is based on how many bodies get thrown at you.
- AI despite improvement is still stupid. even so stupid that they practically RUN into your sword which is hilarious but not very immersive or challenging. also they are either too fast or to slow to react to your movement which makes up for "funny" situations where you try attack a rapierist with smol axes but only manage to run him over. likewise if I just point my clamore towards a stinky viking it's guarenteed he either penetrates himself with my claymore or tries to feel how sharp it is with his neck. dunno how to solve that tho.
- killed combatant don't instantly ragdoll which is good. you can make finishing moves. but there should be a chance where combatants "dying" from non-fatal injuries like legs and arms should be able to still make sounds when I poke them. or groun and scream in agony >:) obviously when you decapitate it should be 0%. you can make finishing moves make more sense besides the cool factor in order to shut them up for good after disarming them from their achilles sinews. this would add to the cool factor

you can watch a qt die and get gored in most horrible ways never imagined
11/10

Really great game but devs never fixed a huge issue besides having a simple solution:

MAKE. SPEECHES. SKIPABLE!

How hard can it be to code a skip button into it? It's not even to criticize dialogues/speeches in general, but if I fail a mission 5 times in a row due to exceptionaly stupid controls in this game, which I can overlook, I NEED to watch and listen to 5 captains telling me how they are gonna gut me 5 TIMES. It is AT LEAST 5 minutes of my time wasted. It's utter BS.
>jUsT dON't fAiL mIsSIoNs lMAo
Even when you don't fail you WILL waste A LOT of time listening to orcs spiting in your mouth and trash talk to you by just playing the game. It's funny the first time but gets repetitive real quick. I'm literally losing my mind since I want to like this game but it's as bugridden as years ago and fights get interrupted 6 times so I can hear the really crucial story lore of orcs wanting to use my guts as a decoration for their walls.

To sad this game is considered done and will never be touched again, besides having really unfunny bugs and no skipable speeches.

Working™ as™ intended™

People sh!t on cyberpunk but at least you can play the game without having heard a single word of the story

I don't know what a youtube is and I downloaded stem only to be able to listen to the music of this gaem.
Sometimes I have to do certain things to change the tracks but thats just the way modern music works, right?
also don't belive stem, I've spent the last week playing this gaem.

the tail is severed!
you have to sever the tail!