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Recommended
100.7 hrs on record (78.3 hrs at review time)
The definitive 2D roguelite experience.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
142.7 hrs on record (129.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
so long
Posted 27 September, 2023.
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Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
The start of a delightful story has been put forth! No complaints from me except for some weird stuff with the resolution, but these have since been fixed.

I eagerly await ACT 2.
Posted 14 September, 2017. Last edited 23 November, 2017.
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Recommended
6.6 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
It just completely rolls with whatever you inadvertenly cause to happen. It's fantastic.
Posted 30 April, 2016.
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Recommended
36.4 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
It's worth playing.
Posted 17 February, 2016.
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Recommended
0.0 hrs on record
Would benefit from a 2-joystick model.

8/10
Posted 23 December, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
Recommended
33.0 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
The fact that you're a tiny dude on a massive screen makes this game have a lot more appeal than other roguelikes. This game doesn't lie: these dudes are huge, the odds are against you.
Posted 28 November, 2015.
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Recommended
267.2 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>spawned in
>made a base and stuff
>created miniature 1man sub
>explored for a while
>found these sweet ass mountians
>hear roaring
>go back around mountian back towards base
>giant snake dude
>grabs my sub and screams in my face
>starts diving and thrashing me around
>exit sub
>swim away as fast as possible
>never looked back
>have to make new sub

11/10 would ♥♥♥♥ my pants again
Posted 14 September, 2015.
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Not Recommended
2,248.8 hrs on record (179.7 hrs at review time)
The best and most fun First-Person shooter I've ever played, hands down.

EDIT: 6/9/2024: please fix it, valve.
also gimmie my bison back lol
Posted 28 August, 2015. Last edited 9 June, 2024.
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