she stole my oppa

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im sry about the copy pasta unnie

After a good game in golf with friends, i added her because she seemed like a cool lady. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great golf and most importantly true friendship.
I invited her to my house for a gwf lan party. she said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life.
When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started whispering in my ear, "listen to ateez". I punched her and then i ran. Turns out she was gay.

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