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31.9 hrs on record
Good but definitely unfinished/unpolished.
Posted 27 November.
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3.5 hrs on record
This game is the worst platformer I've ever played. How can someone find this even remotely good? The pacing is too fast, the levels are too dynamic, the soundtrack is a ear mess.
Also my pizza arrived cold.
Totally not reccomended.

Nah JK. This game's amazing.
Posted 29 August. Last edited 31 October.
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14.4 hrs on record
I am Sifu
Posted 22 November, 2023. Last edited 3 November.
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2 people found this review helpful
35.8 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
I realized my father used to beat me with Modern controls
Posted 19 August, 2023.
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7.1 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
After the good RE2R and the standard it established, everyone was hyped as ♥♥♥♥ for this one, and they really could have raised the bar to a whole different level with Nemesis shenanigans.
Instead, they removed all the good stuff of the original like Nemesis random encounters and path choices, cut popular locations like the Clock-tower, and in return gave us basically nothing new.
Even the puzzles felt lazy and too easy, but in the game defences, seems like a point all these remakes are facing.
Another interesting topic is the acting and the writing.
Jill (but not only her) feels lazy in the script, and overall with much unspoken potential. She's the usual girl-boss with no build-up in her characterization and with a MASSIVE plot armor, not making her really believable and emphasizable as a whole. This is something Claire suffers too a little in RE2R imho (she's just a regular high school student going VOLUNTARILY to battle G-type Birkin, c'mon.. seriously??).

Overall, Resident Evil 3 Remake feels like a painful blueball syndrome with a massive missed opportunity in the stash.
Posted 8 August, 2023.
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42.8 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
Back in the day RE4 was my least favourite of the "classic" game of the franchise.
Now, thanks to this remake, it became the best of them all, playing it truly felt fun as hell and the gunplay never got old.
The other remakes were.. just good. RE2R was great but not necessarily fun, and RE3R was just a big disappointment (no choices and different endings? For real Capcom??)
Posted 8 August, 2023.
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12.3 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Me solo-ing every event objectives, dodging every hostile creatures, speedrunning the map and resurrecting every downed teammates while they do absolutely nothing.
End ranks:
Them: B
Me: D

Understandable have a nice day.
Posted 19 June, 2023.
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20 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
185.6 hrs on record (38.2 hrs at review time)
Game is not terrible as people are claiming right now.
Let me get this straight.
Nobody likes gacha. It's objectively terrible and that is out of the question.
But, as paradoxal as it might sounds, it brings some positive aspects:
- Not everyone grind for AND builds the same meta OP skills. You actually have to master the utilities and resources you can get. This brings some diversity and render the game slightly less stale, even if there's not much at the moment. Not saying that it's perfect of if that they can't totally ♥♥♥♥ it more somehow, because they totally can. Just saying that it can be worse.
- People are grinding, and to grind faster you have to play objectives and stuff FOR REAL.
This brings less trolls, and people are actually trying to win and not to ruin your experience. Even here.. not saying that it's perfect or completely out of idiots, but it's definitely something. Also, probably for the same reasons, I'm not seeing much leavers, and that is impressive. Especially when the game doesn't punish you at all for such a thing.
-Lastly, and this is probably the most important one: GAME IS FUN. It's actually fun, even with such a simple premise. I'm having a blast and the only big downside is the low amount of content.

For the rest, take the game on SALE and don't spend real money on pulls. It's totally doable and if you blame the lack of "OP Skills" in your inventory for your losses, I'm afraid the real problem might be the lack of YOUR skill.
Posted 15 March, 2023. Last edited 26 March, 2023.
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9.5 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Teaches you that caterers and hoteliers are bad people.

10/10
Posted 17 July, 2022.
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4.4 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Still a wonky "beta".
Lots of bug, broken animations, almost zero features and so on.
Mission objectives are awful, all bland like "kill every bad guy, restrain every civil"
There's zero stakes aside from getting destroyed by a broken AI. with 5 hours into the game you're able to know at memory every map and rush it with speedrunners timing. Ofcourse this breaks playing with random guys as everyone rush around the map alone on their own until the host dies and quit the game, killing the mission FOR EVERYONE ELSE without transferring the host to others. Very stupid decision to not implement it.

Game isn't ready yet. It has the potential but it's still far from it.
It' all about immersion and this game has none. For now at least.

Playing with friends is a little better, but not so much. Overall wouldn't suggest it in the current state.

"Ready or not", well i'm putting mine on the "Not".
Posted 16 July, 2022.
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