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Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 7:33pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 7:33pm

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 8:36am

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 3:28pm

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 5:52pm

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:13pm

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 4:00pm

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 6:27pm

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:13pm

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2015 @ 6:09pm

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2016 @ 7:24pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2015 @ 5:44pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:43pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:31pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 12:57pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 6:00pm

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 3:01pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 7:33pm

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:56pm

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 2:24pm

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:57pm

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 2:37pm

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 6:50pm

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:43pm

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:34pm

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:25pm

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:51pm

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:33pm

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:32pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:33pm

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:21pm

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:47pm

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:57pm

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 5:40pm

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 8:01am

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 5:59pm

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:54pm

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 5:59pm

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:10pm

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:10pm

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:10pm

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:54pm

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 8:01pm

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:29pm

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:17pm

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 4:19pm

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 4:15pm

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 4:04pm

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 5:04pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 5:04pm

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:45pm

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:14pm

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:56pm

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 10:47pm

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 10:15pm

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 7:19pm

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 7:10pm

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 8:59pm

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 10:15pm

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 7:08pm

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 7:18pm

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 7:17pm

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 10:30pm



Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
588 / 800

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least % par time to spare
0 / 1

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
32 / 75

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
5,660 / 7,200

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
73 / 500

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
0 / 4

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
0 / 2

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
0 / 1

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
0 / 2

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
0 / 1

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
0 / 1

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
0 / 1

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
0 / 1

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
2 / 200

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1