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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2015 @ 4:04pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2015 @ 4:14pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 6:57am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 5:29am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 5:16am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 5:53am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 11:00am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 8:06am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 4:32pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 1:35pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 9:25pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 12:00pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 8:49am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 11:25am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 6:57am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2015 @ 7:45am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 12:42pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2015 @ 5:01pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 5:25am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 8:33am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 3:53am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 4:13am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 4:43am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 9:18pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 9:26pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:46pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 6:57am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 4:43am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 6:15am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 10:10am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2015 @ 10:28am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2015 @ 7:56am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 12:40pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2015 @ 6:19pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2015 @ 10:11pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2015 @ 6:16pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2015 @ 4:09pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 5:06am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 6:13am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:35am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 10:13am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 12:05pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2015 @ 7:29am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2015 @ 7:35am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 9:26pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 8:20am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 12:52pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 4:27pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 5:03pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:33am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 7:49am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 1:44pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 12:10pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 12:59pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 7:52pm



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
25 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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