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Hello team, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you














I haven't pleasured myself to many games prior to my wife leaving me but after I laid my eyes on Melina, I just knew that I needed to spend the rest of my government cheque on a body pillow. After hearing the voice of Giddeon Ofnir the all knowing in my walls, I knew that I needed to stop taking my schizo meds as he fills my insides with knowledge. Don't let my hours fool you I have 4k hours on PS5 and majority of those are looking at Rennala"s feet, Lord I have sinned. The only lord in my life is the Elden Lord and boy o boy does the Elden Lord deliver. I no longer miss my wife and kids. I have thrown out all paraphernalia like photos of my first born and other meaningless objects like birth certificates. CPS can have them for all I care. Melina and I are like no other couple, our love is comparable to nothing you mere mortals have ever laid your pathetic eyes upon. Everytime Melina and I are alone together, she comes up with crazy thoughts of pleasure and proceeds to puncture my virgin hole viciously until I succumb to the pleasure of the Astel butt plunger. Miyazaki needs to acquire someone with my prowess and build an Elden Ring Erotic Boutique so that real fans of Elden Ring can pleasure themselves too. The only thing I am not impressed by is Miyazaki having the gull to make Melina fully clothed and NOT EVEN SHOW HER SWEATY FEET!!?? That is borderline criminal and i would hope that he would fix that in the shadow of the Erdtree DLC.







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Accept my friend request bro
akseli 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play cs sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
akseli 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27am 
sad mad virgin, born as a loser. i bet ur black and ur parents are siblings
Brandon 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am 
läski ja karvainen
PXL 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm 
-kunelem ira berane, odin ebanutyi tip, govoryu vam, ne igraete s etim severnym dolbaebom