rep very handsome femboy and very docile
ps. very breedable

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Ok so let's get this straight.. You quit Fortnite cause your brain can't shoot AND build. It's a kid's game but the average age of gamers is 30 and PUBG takes more skill cause holding both clicks or triggers while slowly walking towards your enemy is waaay harder and involves so much more thinking? We live in strange times lol CoD and PUBG will never have a skill gap as wide as Fortnite's and trust me we get it.. You're sick of getting slapped by 9 year olds in Fortnite. Just face it, little Caleb from Cincinnati will hop off Fortnite and bust you up in whatever game you're on haha There's a reason why all these Fortnite God's are good at literally every game they play. That's cause Fortnite made them ascend.

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