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62.3 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
We managed to weather through and complete the hardest MO to date
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
314.9 hrs on record (155.4 hrs at review time)
The madlads did it again
Posted 28 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
101.9 hrs on record (94.5 hrs at review time)
Rock and Stone
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
18.4 hrs on record
A classic re-imagined, with the perfect blend of nostalgia and the feeling of discovering something new in neat little package of a game
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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53 people found this review helpful
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10.4 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
I don"t generally review games, but this abomination definitely deserves one.

As a Wolfenstein game it is complete and utter garbage, as a shooter and co-op game it is not that bad except the game makes even that unfun and unbearable. The most infuriating thing is the enemy spawns, which will spawn behind you in stupid numbers (sometimes 5-9 enemies just around the corner). The map design is probably the most laziest I have seen, 5-6 maps that you will run around over and over and over and over and over again without any changes to them (aside of some shortcuts). The sewer sections or rather 30min of complete darkness sections are the most fun I have had in any game, might as well put a blindfold and hope you are running in the right direction while having enemies spawn behind you every couple of meters.

Character wise it falls flat as well, the 2 protagonists that you play as are probably the most unlikable characters that i had the displeasure of playing as. The constant banter and the actions that they keep performing make it seem that they were written by a 12 year old, to a point that I wished that they were both mute. The one word that can describe them perfectly is Cringe, from cutscenes to ingame actions they are nothing more than just cringe, no depth, no story, no nothing, just cringe.

The RPG elements, level gating and different kinds of armor/shield mechanic further ruin the game experience. RPG elements and level gating are nothing more than just padding the game time as a way of forcefully stopping your game progress and forcing you to do boring "fetch this, fetch that" side missions which all take place in the same 5-6 maps that the game has. The different armor types that the enemies have are plain annoying and once again are there for artificial difficulty, "Oh, you"re using a gun that is different form the one suggested for this one enemy? Then be prepared to empty multiple magazines before it dies." Boss fights are also nothing more than boring bullet sponges to a point where you end up using up all of your ammo on multiple guns.

Overall the game had potential, but unfortunately it is completely wasted and is hands down the worst game of the franchise where the gameplay turns into an infuriating mess of "go back and forth, fetch this, kill this, level up so you can progress through the same map to do the same exact thing, rinse and repeat." A good example on how to take an already working formula for a game and ignore it thus turning this abomination of a game into an unfun experience which is 100% not worth the time nor money.
Posted 2 August, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
87.0 hrs on record (61.1 hrs at review time)
The campaign is fairly good with a decent mix of mission types and difficulty, except Omicron Laboratory... ♥♥♥♥.THAT.MISSION.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
48.0 hrs on record (43.4 hrs at review time)
Hands down one of the best RPGs that I have played in a very long time. The game offers the perfect mix of player choice for quests and exploration as well as an in-depth character customisation. A must try for any RPG lovers.
Posted 24 November, 2017. Last edited 24 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3,899.7 hrs on record (2,460.0 hrs at review time)
Uuuuu boy, can"t wait for Path Of Exile Mobile .... oh wait ... nvm
Posted 23 November, 2016. Last edited 21 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
666.0 hrs on record (277.6 hrs at review time)
Blasting zombies since 2009
Posted 27 October, 2012.
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