Swiftwater, cave between first and second point. [ft.ax]

I had gotten myself a coach for spy. I was defending and was running through the cave on the left side, from red spawn.

I backstabbed an enemy player and then continued running forward. I was using the dr, kunai and letranger. The goal was trickstabs. I ran towards the exit on the blu side, trying to do blind cornerstabs. I saw a physically old character, I think it was also an engineer (with shotgun). I started trying to side-strafe him by the first wooden wall from blu side, close to the cave wall, on the left side.

I was about to backstab him when I realized I could not get to his back because...

HE HELD HIS ARM OUT AND PREVENTED ME FROM GETTING TO HIS BACK (basically hugging me).

I walked with him back to the coach. I think the coach had turned into Mouz (a wholesome and handsome lad) now. I told him what just happened. He said something about "Well, since he was hugging you, could you not just have put your arm around him to cut him in the back?". I responded with "Yes, but that would not have been nice since he was hugging me."

Important to note: the players were no longer classes, but instead real humans.

We were talking by the second wooden wall from blu spawn, horizontally from the ledge, a bit closer to the health and ammo packs. I think I got bored of the conversation. An enemy player walked around the wooden corner from blu. I triggered my dead ringer. I ran back towards the health and ammo packs and started flanking. B-hopping to keep the speed. I got to the ledge and saw mouz and my grandfather still talking. I then decide to jump of the ledge and onto my grandfathers head, like friendlies do. I reach a good enough height to be able to stand on his head, but only because of the speedboost. As I reach him, I become stupified as the physics engine becomes a bit too real. Instead of me landing on his head, I push him on his shoulder with my speedboost and all of my weight. He falls like a plank and hits the ground head-first.
By now a small crowd of people had gathered. Everyone was watching with their jaws on the ground. I do not even look at his injuries before i press Escape and leave the game. In my dream, the last thing I saw was the elmaxos hud from "learning spy for 100 days".

The end.



Fun fact: I played the first 200 hours of tf2 without sound. [ft.ax]I became a spymain because it did not suffer as much from my inability to hear

Fun fact nr. 2: Sometimes when I hear a sound behind me IRL when I am playing, my gamermind makes my hand move so that the ingame character does a 180.

Goals:
1. I am trying to get all of spy's (interesting) knives, the air strike [jullehj.netlify.app]and the market gardener to "Hales own"

2. Earn any amount of money on youtube :)

3. Hales own website [jullehj.netlify.app]

4. 100% Celeste

Here is a picture [ft.ax] of me