🚨 SHOCKING REVELATION ALERT 🚨: Brace yourselves because my friend just made an ABSOLUTELY WILD announcement that’s straight out of a sitcom. After a period of intense self-discovery, they’ve come to the earth-shattering realization that they’re aroace—but here’s where it gets truly bananas: its because their entire romantic and sexual energy is consumed by an intense, all-encompassing lust for GARFIELD. Yes, you heard that right. The lasagna-loving, orange furball has sparked an unrestrained passion that overshadows any human connection. Forget dating apps or human romance—Garfield’s irresistible charm and penchant for pasta have ignited a fire in their soul like no other! This mind-blowing admission proves that love and lust can be as unexpected and outrageous as possible. So, let’s celebrate my friend’s newfound love for a cartoon cat who’s taken over their heart and desires! 🧡🐾

--STEAM REFUND REQUEST--

Good Afternoon / Morning / Night whoever is reading this, I was just supposed to buy Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and did not mean to buy jerk off to hentai femboys as well. I thought this pack just included COD MW2 but being the person I am I accidentally messed up haha. if you are able to accept my request that would be great, cheers.


Kind regards,

jtrotter09

Mr Trotter molested both me and his close friend Daniel with a stuffed garfield plushy

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It"s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don"t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don"t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i"m really shy I don"t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Dear jtrotter09,

I am writing to you on behalf of Valve® corporation to report suspicious activity on your account.

We have noticed someone using your steam wallet funds to purchase multiple games relating to "femdom", "furry", "hentai femboys" and "cummy wummy".

Please respond to confirm your purchase worth $519.42 of a total of 29 femboy games.

Kind, regards
- The Valve® team

2/10 not enough garfield games