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Now hand over the milk and cookies!
Looting and plundering wherever she pleased
But her crew were all perverts and demanded that they
Receive more than just gold and silver in pay.
"Captain," they said, "You are quite a beauty,
why don't you give us all some of your booty?"
The captain demanded they all walk the plank,
and the very next day she went down to the bank.
She converted all her gold into paper money,
and went to the store "Kitties Puppies and Bunnies."
She bought the whole lot of the cats in the store,
and then the next day she went back and bought more.
She gave them eyepatches and little peg legs,
And put catnip instead of beer in their kegs.
Since her old crew of men had been so utterly smarmy,
She now sails the high seas with her cat pirate army.
-MundiMori
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
!!!! eeeeee!!!! XOXOXO X3
JTE:I'm the mewnamewl of physimewl condition while you mew your stick in mewlstitutes and mewl tippin are you mewlin your nothin but a kitten mewlin with the fellow mewl mewmewmewmewl.
I Was Laughing hard never laughed that hard for a while XD