Got on bus 🚌🚍 didnt ❌ pay 💸💰. some bloke 🦸‍♂️👨stops ✋🏻🛑 me. See 👁👁‍🗨 ticket 💳🎟 collector on his shirt 👕🎽. Just a fancy way 🛣 of saying 🗣 massive virgin ♍♍. Gave him a left right ⬅➡ goodnight 😴😪.put me umbro ski mask ⛷🥽 on 🔛. No face 👹 no case 🧳🙅‍♂. Crushed his glasses 😎👓 with me lonsdale slip ons 👡👟. Called the driver 🚖🚙 a fat pedo 👨‍👦👶 and fled 🏃💨