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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at
your side.
- Han Solo
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One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible.
Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought,
a rivalry of aim.
-- Henry Brook Adams
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Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to
punish him.
Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that. And I
gotta live with him.
Bart: You're the man, Homer.
Bart After Dark
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Kent: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been
causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Homer the Vigilante
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Chuck Norris once ♥♥♥♥ blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.
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