I GOT A LONG .....
AND THICK.
THATS WHY ALL THE GIRLS LOVE ME.
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I7 6700
gtx 960
55" 4k 200hz monitor (broken drunk. aspect makes i can stil use it as a 40")
15k dpi gamer mouse
300 euro bose headset
350 fps stable at all ultra
du vælger bare om jeg skal smadre dig i skak eller CS GO...
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its not funny being insane :(

BUT ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUNNY TO BE THE MOST INSANE!!!
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jeg er autist. så jeg er hurtigere end fumlede fjolser som jer kan taste ind på en lommeregner
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the last person who called me crazy got chopped into 89 pieces with an axe starting from his legs
by his own son...
"https://nyheder.tv2.dk/krimi/2017-09-22-veteran-fundet-skyldig-i-oeksedrab-paa-sine-foraeldre"
and karma will do it again :p
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if you are a good boyscout all life and gets to go to heaven you are free.
until then you are my b*tch...
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skal lige have en tår cola. 2 gode bonghoveder og skide 20 minutter så er jeg klar
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theres a bigger chance i chop off all my toes and send you than i play wallhack2 with you...
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hvorfor skal jeg have tøj på når pigerne alligevel kigger sådan der på mig?
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9500 kills on mag7
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lad os finde [vnd]splif og male ham sort med en tusch så han ikke kan skamme andre hvide med hans wallhack...
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jeg er så meget fra amager at jeg vågnede idag af at min 70 årige nabo blev holdt gidsel af en ca 25-30 årige pillepige der havde en ide om hendes mand og en luder gemte sig inde hos den gamle dame.
jeg skulle stå og lade som alt var normalt over for en 70 årig dame imens jeg prøvede at få pillepigen langt nok væk fra den ældre dame til jeg kunne nedlægge hende uden hun kunne slå den gamle dame ihjel
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if you speak russian to a monkey its gonna rip your face clean off...
so why would you speak monkey to me?
beside that i know NO monkey plays counterstrike to beg bananas
so there was litterally no chance for you to get a banana off me..
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my 2 vac bans are for:
1: running a private dota2 server with 4 random friends and changing server settings outside dota by injecting changes (wich is somehow vacable) (edit 4-9 random friends many years ago dont recall)
2: in pubg i seriously thought it was ok to use recoil controll as a friend of mine i trusted told me he needed help setting his up. (am autist trustfull and I failed) wont name him as he is also rightfully banned.
all can be verified by steam.
i take competitve play very serious.
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i dont have a fetish for poop.
i may scream SHEISE if i hear german accent
that is autism not a fetish for poop.
poop is NOT fun
poopeye are fun
i am into:
************ **** *** **** ***** ****** ****** *** **** ****** ****** ***** **** ****** *** ***** ***** **** ***** **** ****** **** ******* ***** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ***** ***** ***** *****

but not poop...
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jeg er farveblind. har lige købt fede nye tribal lagner/sengetøj i orange og grå.
så kommer min lillesøster og griner af mig fordi mine sengejøj er lyserøde blomster
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DONT COME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOW YOUR POTTY NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO YOU
I START PUKE WHEN I UNDERSTAND YOU